Caption Contest: Nvidia Boss Shows Off Tablet

[Guest]

they told me this shirt was a medium

 

[superbit64]

What I said was bring me a thing against iPhones and you made it even bigger?!?

 

[jlafount]

I said bring me a taco not a tablet

 

[jlafount]

Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry

 

[Ishaan]

Household-friendly tablet, I can even use it as a tray to server water. I bet guests will be impressed!

 

[tinmann]

As you can see here my hands are tied.

 

[goodguy713]

"you got a problem with my you porn tablet it really rocks my socks plus sense its made by invidia i know ill get every pixel of action the waters to wet my self down if it gets to hot"

 

[Hiniberus]

Ooh ooh here's a bit of a list

Q: "So why'd you decide to make it?"

Jen: "BECAUSE I CAN, MOTHER FUCKER!"

Q: "AMD's kicking your ass, why are you doing this?"

Jen: "We're doing it because with this, our market share is going to be THIS BIG"

Q: "What do you want?"

Jen: "A CHEESE BURGER, THIS BIG"

 

[oldjoe1993]

Tablet: "I don't see how this form will help to yield more Energon, you buffoon!"

Jen: "Ah..yeah. Some times I do this great Frank Welker imepersonation without moving my lips. Watch me do Monster Cable CEO, Noel Lee: "um, 'WHERE'S MY SEGWAY! CANNOT COMPUTE..I need to make money from thick cables.. beep,boop, beep...' "

 

[Guest]

"What, you raff at me?! You ruse!"

 

[frankzz]

Haha, very funny guys, VERY FUNNY. Which one of you turd bucket engineers got me a Crapple tablet for my birthday?!

*All of them point at Fermi's head engineer*

 

[awood28211]

"Do you know I have a CPA, and an MBA, and I am an engineer?! ... Get out of my f***ing life!"

 

[darknova_]

"Oh ya that's right 30 seconds and running without burning a hole in the table."

 

[jaziez]

Overwhelming, am I not?

 

[jaziez]

Overwhelming, am I not?

 

[Guest]

I swear man! If you get any taller tables I won't be able to see over them. What the heck are you thinking?