Caption Contest: The DSi XL + Zoo Animals

[Guest]

Top Picture:

Big Gorilla: Wow, now I can finally read my twitter feeds.
Small Gorilla: *sigh*...twitter whore...

 

[Guest]

Bottom Picture:

Big Gorilla: Hey, check it out, it's Steve Jobs!
Small Gorilla: MY EYES, CLOSE IT!!

 

[skyway211]

Little Gorilla: mom, mom, ma, mommy, mom, ma
Big Gorilla: WHAT!!!!!!

 

[tornn]

Big Gorilla: I just beat your top score, haha!!!
Little gorilla: No you did'nt!
Big Gorilla : Yeah, uh-huh, did too!
Little Gorilla: Let me see....

 

[Aionism]

First image

*cue Richard Strauss' "Also sprach Zarathustra"*

 

[mp562]

Check out that video on youtube, it's a monkey throwing some poo !!! Wait your turn damn it, I think I saw a cat taking a crap in the toilet too.

 

[ricardok]

Picture 1:
Big Gorilla: At last, a DS that's worth playing.
Small Gorilla: What? They've done that?

Picture 2:
Big Gorilla: Hey, hand's off. This one is for big Gorillas! Go find a DS Lite!

 

[Guest]

"Let's see what's on here... Dogz,.. Catz,.. My Pet Chimp,.. Ahhh... here we go... HUMANZ!!!"

or

"Alright!, The SIMS!!!"

or

"Zoo Tycoon, now I can show these idiots how to really run this place."

 

[f-14]

[citation][nom]megahustler[/nom]Just a couple more barrels, and I'll get that little red bastard...[/citation]

+1 best comment caption ever for first pic! will be hard to top but i'll try a cheap shot at it
1st pic
big gorilla: you know if this plays crisis you're never getting this back.
little gorilla's sulen look & wishing~~please don't play crisis please don't play crisis please oh please oh please don't
2nd pic should be
little gorilla: is it my turn yet? is it my turn yet? is it my turn yet?
big gorilla: wait your turn activison(blizzard) said D.K. Jr. doesn't roll out until 2011

sorry everyone had to do it 10+ years for StarCraft2 and Diablo3

 

[improviz]

(1st pic) "Sarah Palin? Fox News? I'm goin' back to the jungle..."

 

[gimmeausername]

Small Gorilla: Hey, it's my turn to scratch my head with the "new stick"! You already did!

Big Gorilla: No, you always stick stuff up your ass! I couldn't reuse it last time! This one looks special! I'll keep it!

 

[the_taker]

No kid, you can't have my Pokemons

 

[back_by_demand]

"This is a LOT more fun than flinging poo at tourists"

 

[vic20]

Picture #1

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"Son, PLEASE don't tell your father his brother was over last night....what you saw....it's not what you think.... I..uh..fell off the tire swing and...uh......he.....uh....was helping me up....."

Picture #2
"Son....WHAT IS THIS??!!!"

 

[gwolfman]

Baby to adult: But can it play Crysis 2?

 

[maddy617]

sooo big even daddy can use it!

 

[wayneepalmer]

on no...spaceballs

damn, there goes the neighborhood.

 

[nightmaresiege]

Picture 2:
Large Gorilla: Big Gorilla: Ah finally they've made one of these vidge-o game consoles for my big hands.

Small Gorilla: Let me try!

Large Gorilla: Now, now Billy! You have a DS Lite!

 

[fjjb]

Picture 1:
Big Gorilla: say cheese to the camera!! you look so lovely with those flowers... let me add some more color!

Picture 2:
Little Gorilla: Hey!! nooo!! let me see it!!!