Caption This: Steve Jobs and Eric Schmidt Together

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Eric: First I am going to slap you, then I will backflip rotate left and break your glasses with my google-fu

Steve: Bring it on! .. *slap* *kick*
 
Schmidt: Hey, my friend, welcome back!

Jobs: What friend? I'll punch you with my left hook, then I'll sue you for breaking my wrist!
 
Eric Schmidt: Google is proud to present to everybody our very own iSteve. Synthetically created as a near genetic twin to Steve Jobs, iSteve will lend an "Apple-like feel" to Google products to confuse current Steve fanatics and lure them away from Apple.
 
Schmidt: "On display today is Mr. Jobs! Who somehow has managed to make millions and millions of dollars all while wearing the same set of clothes for the past 5 years. It's just incredible!"
 
Eric: " And here to my right, we have the devil himself. Because only the devil can convince so many people to buy overpriced hardware with heavily limited OSes."

Steve: "Awww, why thank you Eric. It's funny how many people don't notice my logo is actually the forbidden fruit from the Garden of Eve."
 
Jobs: Followers of the Church, sacrifice not thy virgins but use thy Google Maps.

Apple Fanbois (repeat x3): Sacrifice not thy virgins but use thy Google Maps.

Schmidt (wonders to himself): How the hell does he do that? That made no sense at all. Oh well, don't be evil.
 
Steve - "You aren't still upset about being booted from the Apple board are you?"

Eric - "Not really, in fact i'm in such a good mood I just told all of China that their leaders murdered protestors 21 years ago in Tiananmen Square"
 
Eric: "Steve! I can't believe you let us install Android on an iphone, how gracious of you to bow down to a superior operating system"

Steve: "You...What?!..."...damn that schmidt! hes got me, if i act angry i'll look like a jerk in front of all these people...wait I AM a jerk

"LAWSUIT!!!!!!!!!!!"
 
Steve: Now here's some little F#@& that wants to show you some open source stuff.

Eric: Thanks Steve! I know we all can't be as cold-blooded as you are!
 
Eric: I hold in my hands every innovation Apple has made over the last 10 years!

Steve: There's a truck out back filled with the patents for all of that innovation!
 
Eric: "See? SEE??!! We do have something in common. We're both wearing blue and black!"

Steve: "Wait a minu...*grinds teeth* I can't handle this gravitational fluctuation...go away foul creature!"
 
Eric - "On a personal note, who is the lamest date for not sending flowers or even texting the next day? This guy!"

Steve - Grins akwardly while thinking Well played Mr. Schmidt. Well played.
 
Darth Googlus, dark lord of the Sith: I sense much loathing in you. Come to the dark side. Release your hate and anger towards Microsoft and join me.
Darth iPoddus: No... I can't. Oh what the Hell, let's do this.
 
I like the binary one but it would have been a better touch if it was real.... like
Steve: 0110110101111001001000000111000001100101011011100110100101110011001000000110100101110011001000000111010001101000011010010111001100100000011000100110100101100111

Bill: 0100110101101001011011100110010100100000011010010111001100100000011000100110100101100111011001110110010101110010
 
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