Caption This: Steve Jobs and Eric Schmidt Together

[schwiing]

Army General: "You said Windows 98 would be faster, with better access to the internet!"

Bill Gates: "It IS faster, over forty-..." ::bang::

 

[schwiing]

[citation][nom]chomlee[/nom]I like the binary one but it would have been a better touch if it was real.... likeSteve: 0110110101111001001000000111000001100101011011100110100101110011001000000110100101110011001000000111010001101000011010010111001100100000011000100110100101100111Bill: 0100110101101001011011100110010100100000011010010111001100100000011000100110100101100111011001110110010101110010[/citation]

Translation:

Steve: My **** is this big.
Bill: Mine is bigger

 

[buddhist2k]

Steve: "YOU'RE STEALING FROM US!"

Eric: "Come here Stevie, It turned out ok when Bill did it...give us a hug!"

 

[flurrball]

Schmidt: This is how I would throw an iPad at your neck........if I were stupid enough to buy one....

 

[micr0be]

Eric - this phone can play crysis !!
Steve - and you only need one hand to play !!

 

[NST]

During celebrity telethon for Haiti...

Eric:''And now, ladies and gentlemen,listen to Mr. Jobs on how he plans to help the Haitian nation.''

Steve:''Thank you, Eric.And now ladies and gentlemen I am happy to announce that I hire all Haitian children to work in my factories.There they will have the chance to witness the birth of the new i-Pads, while working their little a**es off.''

 

[enderwiggen]

Eric and Steve: shwing!

 

[NST]

Eric:''And now may I present you, the CEO of the company that created famous overpriced products like the iMac, the i-Phone and lately the i-Pad.Behold , Steve 'Rip-Their-Pockets' Jobs aka The i-Jerk.Now Steve please tell us, where do you spend the money you make from all those idiots that buy your products?''

Steve''Isn't it obvious?In clothes of course.''

 

[dwave]

Eric: iLove you!!!!

Jobs: Hey! The iCrap belongs to me, I will sue!!!!!!!!

 

[DXRick]

Eric: We'll let you continue to sell your cute little itoys once we take over the world!

Steve: Get away from me you orange tied pencil necked megalomaniac!

 

[davendork]

Eric: I am the Repo Man sent to claim the replacement liver you stopped payment on last August.
Steve: Catch me if you can, I'm a robot.

 

[pdi180]

Schmidt: Do you think I have a shot to replace Roy? I know Sigfried loves jazz hands and white furry animals!

Jobs: Riiight.... I just don't know about that right now...

 

[davendork]

Eric(sings):Midnight, Not a sound from the pavement, Has the moon lost her memory?, She is smiling alone, In the lamplight, The withered leaves, collect at my feet, And the wind begins to moan.

Steve(sings):Memory, All alone in the moonlight, I can smile at the old, days, I was beautiful then,I remember the time I knew what happiness was
Let the memory live again...

 

[cptdread]

Eric - "Steve, would you mind stepping on this Red " X " over here."
Steve - "I think I need to lean back a little for that opening shot...Camera, yea, Camera Shot..."

 

[cptdread]

Eric - Let me help you stand on this red "X"
Steve - I should lean back for a better Shot..Camera shot that is...

 

[vic20]

Eric - "Ladies and gentleman! I give you the visionary of 'magical' devices, such as the iPad, Mr. Steve Jobs! I believe he is the only man who has surpassed the great David Copperfield in Magic and Illusion!"

Steve - "Why Thank you Eric...hey! Wait a minute..."

 

[Ogdin]

Pic 1: Eric " Well Steve i finally caved into those Extenz adds and ordered some,and now its this big!"

Pic 2: Steve "So i took Eric's advice and tried the stuff and it mad my itouchmyself this big."
Bill " Lol,i can't believe you tried that stuff,if i had tried it i would be this big."

Pic 3 Bill "Today we have an announcement."
Steve " Thats right,we would like to announce than we have combined our efforts and come up with ExtenzSnowLeopard7,we both tried it and now we are both THIS BIG!"

 

[Guest]

Jobs: "Hi I'm a Mac." Schmidt: "Hi I ate my PC."

 

[Weinis]

Eric: Who wants a body massage?
Steve: Body massage machine GO!

 

[davendork]

Forget this and your voting bull.

 

[watchmekill]

Eric: Steve! You look marvelous. Where can I get me some pancreatic cancer?
Steve: More Apple hummus. Less Google soda. That'll do Eric.

 

[kravmaga]

Schmidt: I, Eric Schmidt, challenge YOU to take the Eric Schmidt challenge!

 

[the_dave]

Steve: Nice new outfit John!(Hodgman)

 

[the_dave]

Steve: I am a mac

Eric: I am an Android.

 

[axilon]

Eric: "Why hello Steve, lets be friends!"

Steve: "Do Not Want!"