Digital Playground Optimizing iPorn for iPad

[Marcus Yam]

iPad paves way for bigger iPorn.

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[adaman2576]

I'm surprised it even took a whole day.

 

[RAMEON01]

ya, in all of its 1024x768 resolution. Gimme a break.

 

[endoftheline2]

I thought apple doesn't allow porn to be sold on the in its app store like that

 

[joex444]

Yeah, way to go moron. 1024x768 and 10" is a pixel density nearly twice as high as a 21" screen with 1920x1080. Maybe I should dumb it down for your simple mind -- it looks twice as detailed since each pixel is sqrt(2) smaller.

 

[sunsetblonde]

So you need two hands to operate this?

 

[ravewulf]

Or I could just keep using my 21" computer monitor

 

[gaevs]

Or you just can wait for a real tablet with a real OS.. just saying..

 

[eklipz330]

gotta release those iPad stain removers asap

super pun intended

 

[SAL-e]

[citation][nom]ravewulf[/nom]Or I could just keep using my 21" computer monitor[/citation]
Yes, but can you drag your 21" monitor into the bathroom?! /sarcastic.

I need a cold shower now.

 

[tacoslave]

[citation][nom]SAL-e[/nom]Yes, but can you drag your 21" monitor into the bathroom?! /sarcastic.I need a cold shower now.[/citation] and a girlfriend.

 

[SAL-e]

[citation][nom]tacoslave[/nom]and a girlfriend.[/citation]
LOL.

 

[RAMEON01]

[citation][nom]joex444[/nom]Yeah, way to go moron. 1024x768 and 10" is a pixel density nearly twice as high as a 21" screen with 1920x1080. Maybe I should dumb it down for your simple mind -- it looks twice as detailed since each pixel is sqrt(2) smaller.[/citation]

I was more referring that most movies are ran at 1920x1080, that if you did play a video in that aspect ratio it would either not be true "full screen" or be distorted if it was made to be. sorry if I didn't illaberate enough before you went off on your accusations on what you thought I meant. Also, name calling is what my 9yo does so I'll refrain.

 

[fafner]

[citation][nom]RAMEON01[/nom]I was more referring that most movies are ran at 1920x1080[/citation]

Really? I must be out of the loop. Most movies I've watched on my screen are hardly 1080p let alone porn.

[citation][nom]RAMEON01[/nom]
that if you did play a video in that aspect ratio it would either not be true "full screen" or be distorted if it was made to be.
[/citation]

LOL. Really? Distorted? I think I need new glasses.


[citation][nom]RAMEON01[/nom]
Also, name calling is what my 9yo does so I'll refrain.[/citation]

LOL. Guess what? You just did.

 

[aletoil]

I guess its for couples porn only cause who is gonna hold the device?

 

[welshmousepk]

[citation][nom]aletoil[/nom]I guess its for couples porn only cause who is gonna hold the device?[/citation]

maybe we will see an iPad accessory called iFap? basically a stand and easy-wash screen protector in one.

 

[saran008]

Too sad to hear that they took one full day to release 😉

 

[Guest]

I love how people like people who sound smart...but are idiots. Take joex for example. If he wasn't thinking too hard of an insult (moron is first class, by the way), he would have been able to do some elementary math and figured out the pixel density for a 21" monitor is about 104.9 or 107.8, depending on 1080 vs 1200. The iPad has a pixel density of 128. Again, if you actually passed the 6th grade, 128 is not twice as much as 104.9. Should I dumb it down for your simple mind?

 

[rebturtle]

Let's calm down guys, before someone's glasses get slapped off and have to be masking-taped back together. Nerds and porn, now this is entertainment!

 

[urlsen]

[citation][nom]sunsetblonde[/nom]So you need two hands to operate this?[/citation]

Lool.. THumbs

 

[Chris_TC]

1024x768 and 10" is a pixel density nearly twice as high as a 21" screen with 1920x1080. Maybe I should dumb it down for your simple mind -- it looks twice as detailed since each pixel is sqrt(2) smaller.

Of course it doesn't look twice as detailed. According to your logic, SD is more detailed than HD. Uh, yeah, right.

Pixel size only matters if you're so close to the screen that you can see the pixels. Seeing the pixels is bad. But I sit very close to a 24 inch screen @ 1920x1200, and I don't see any pixels. So a higher pixel density than that really isn't needed unless your nose practically touches the screen.

 

[back_by_demand]

Got it, at last

The iFap

 

[back_by_demand]

[citation][nom]back_by_demand[/nom]Got it, at lastThe iFap[/citation]
Whoops, someone beat me to it, ok, how about the:-

iJerkoff

 

[revolvo]

Hope that screen is non-stick...

 

[Onus]

[citation][nom]revolvo[/nom]Hope that screen is non-stick...[/citation]

Only until it's been used a few times.