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The Pig did not get a special ability in 1.7 and I beleive this to be
unfair.
Pigs are very good pets, they eat all manner of things, Are durable
and robust. Also, when a Pig is damaged beyond repair, it goes toward
bacon sandwiches.
Now, Cats, wolves and Owls all got a new skill, and this makes the
Pigs feel lonely and dejected.
Let us not forget who defeated that troublesome wolf, nor that rogue
giant pancake. Indeed, it is rumoured that a pig was a key player in
the downfall of a gingerbread man gone bad.

I want to see Pigs get a charge attack. Or cause a Knockdown effect.

Please, don't let Blizzard discriminate against our Porcine pals.
 
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Vertoobli wrote:

> The Pig did not get a special ability in 1.7 and I beleive this to be
> unfair.
> Pigs are very good pets, they eat all manner of things, Are durable
> and robust. Also, when a Pig is damaged beyond repair, it goes toward
> bacon sandwiches.
> Now, Cats, wolves and Owls all got a new skill, and this makes the
> Pigs feel lonely and dejected.
> Let us not forget who defeated that troublesome wolf, nor that rogue
> giant pancake. Indeed, it is rumoured that a pig was a key player in
> the downfall of a gingerbread man gone bad.
>
> I want to see Pigs get a charge attack. Or cause a Knockdown effect.
>
> Please, don't let Blizzard discriminate against our Porcine pals.

How about finger eating? Just ask Cletus.
 
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You are now on a 10 day timeout. you are taking this game way to serious

"Vertoobli" <motoko@null.com> wrote in message
news:qpm2j1pf6fi5t1vijci8gvqc3ek7rlcs2l@4ax.com...
> The Pig did not get a special ability in 1.7 and I beleive this to be
> unfair.
> Pigs are very good pets, they eat all manner of things, Are durable
> and robust. Also, when a Pig is damaged beyond repair, it goes toward
> bacon sandwiches.
> Now, Cats, wolves and Owls all got a new skill, and this makes the
> Pigs feel lonely and dejected.
> Let us not forget who defeated that troublesome wolf, nor that rogue
> giant pancake. Indeed, it is rumoured that a pig was a key player in
> the downfall of a gingerbread man gone bad.
>
> I want to see Pigs get a charge attack. Or cause a Knockdown effect.
>
> Please, don't let Blizzard discriminate against our Porcine pals.
>
>
 
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All animals are created equally but some animals are more equal than
others.
 
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What you are smelling on those Tauren, I can't speak for the Orcs, is
not bad hygiene. Au contraire.

The thermal spring spas of Thunderbluff are world reknown.

What a human or dwarf will live with, lice and mites and such, without
nary a sign that this is even considered a problem, a Tauren would not
abide.

Even one single mite causing an itch will be quickly responded to with
a scratch. Since Tauren have a fur coat it's difficult to be totally
mite free after encountering unwashed alliance. Not until we get a
cleansing bath in the pools back home do we finally feel relaxed.

And this is why alliance might see Tauren scratching themselves when
nearby. And is it any surprise that such parasitic creatures might
prefer the rich, heady, heroic blood of a Tauren when otherwise it
would only have yellow water to sip on, so copiously released from
Alliance you'd think they were 75% made of this very liquid?

No. That odor you are referring to is actually Gnome jam. The squishy
stuff which comes from doing war stomps around little cloth covered
Gnome magi and such. I find washing my hooves in the moon pools so
conveniently located throughout Ashenvale to be very helpful. But when
you're away from home, and can't find an elven ruin to desecrate, then
you simply have to endure it. Nobody said this world was an easy place
to live in.
 
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Jonny Barr a écrit :
> All animals are created equally but some animals are more equal than
> others.
>

oink oink
 
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> All animals are created equally but some animals are more equal than
> others.
>
Hahaha,

How could the ideas of Old Major gone so horribly wrong?
 
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Robert S. wrote:

> What you are smelling on those Tauren, I can't speak for the Orcs, is
> not bad hygiene. Au contraire.
>
> The thermal spring spas of Thunderbluff are world reknown.
>
> What a human or dwarf will live with, lice and mites and such, without
> nary a sign that this is even considered a problem, a Tauren would not
> abide.
>
> Even one single mite causing an itch will be quickly responded to with
> a scratch. Since Tauren have a fur coat it's difficult to be totally
> mite free after encountering unwashed alliance. Not until we get a
> cleansing bath in the pools back home do we finally feel relaxed.
>
> And this is why alliance might see Tauren scratching themselves when
> nearby. And is it any surprise that such parasitic creatures might
> prefer the rich, heady, heroic blood of a Tauren when otherwise it
> would only have yellow water to sip on, so copiously released from
> Alliance you'd think they were 75% made of this very liquid?
>
> No. That odor you are referring to is actually Gnome jam. The squishy
> stuff which comes from doing war stomps around little cloth covered
> Gnome magi and such. I find washing my hooves in the moon pools so
> conveniently located throughout Ashenvale to be very helpful. But when
> you're away from home, and can't find an elven ruin to desecrate, then
> you simply have to endure it. Nobody said this world was an easy place
> to live in.
>
QFT
 
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> Please, don't let Blizzard discriminate against our Porcine pals.

Patch 1.8

Hunters: Pigs can now learn the 'Find Truffle' ability. If this ability is
used in the vicinity of a dwarves rear end it is not actually advisable to
eat the truffle though.

Dwarves: See your local Hunter to have that stupid grin and funny gait
removed... Please. No, really - we mean it, it is rather disturbing.
 
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On Wed, 21 Sep 2005 23:44:09 +1000, "Rastus" <zzrhardy@iinet.net.au>
wrote:

>> Please, don't let Blizzard discriminate against our Porcine pals.
>
>Patch 1.8
>
>Hunters: Pigs can now learn the 'Find Truffle' ability. If this ability is
>used in the vicinity of a dwarves rear end it is not actually advisable to
>eat the truffle though.
>
>Dwarves: See your local Hunter to have that stupid grin and funny gait
>removed... Please. No, really - we mean it, it is rather disturbing.
>

Lol, thats quite disturbing. No. Its very Disturbing.
 
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On Wed, 21 Sep 2005 14:14:28 +0100, Vertoobli <motoko@null.com> wrote:

>The Pig did not get a special ability in 1.7 and I beleive this to be
>unfair.
>Pigs are very good pets, they eat all manner of things, Are durable
>and robust. Also, when a Pig is damaged beyond repair, it goes toward
>bacon sandwiches.
>Now, Cats, wolves and Owls all got a new skill, and this makes the
>Pigs feel lonely and dejected.
>Let us not forget who defeated that troublesome wolf, nor that rogue
>giant pancake. Indeed, it is rumoured that a pig was a key player in
>the downfall of a gingerbread man gone bad.
>
>I want to see Pigs get a charge attack. Or cause a Knockdown effect.
>
>Please, don't let Blizzard discriminate against our Porcine pals.

Cant you get all those special abilities for your piggie by stabling
him and then training one of those beasts that have the new special
ability, making them happy enough and poof new skill that you can
teach piggie?

M
 
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On Thu, 22 Sep 2005 00:18:49 +0930, Malcolm McGrath
<nospammicusemjaymacnospamiccus@internode..on..danospammy.net> wrote:

>On Wed, 21 Sep 2005 14:14:28 +0100, Vertoobli <motoko@null.com> wrote:
>
>>The Pig did not get a special ability in 1.7 and I beleive this to be
>>unfair.
>>Pigs are very good pets, they eat all manner of things, Are durable
>>and robust. Also, when a Pig is damaged beyond repair, it goes toward
>>bacon sandwiches.
>>Now, Cats, wolves and Owls all got a new skill, and this makes the
>>Pigs feel lonely and dejected.
>>Let us not forget who defeated that troublesome wolf, nor that rogue
>>giant pancake. Indeed, it is rumoured that a pig was a key player in
>>the downfall of a gingerbread man gone bad.
>>
>>I want to see Pigs get a charge attack. Or cause a Knockdown effect.
>>
>>Please, don't let Blizzard discriminate against our Porcine pals.
>
>Cant you get all those special abilities for your piggie by stabling
>him and then training one of those beasts that have the new special
>ability, making them happy enough and poof new skill that you can
>teach piggie?
>
>M
I think they are inherent. so only wolves can howl, and only Cats can
stealth etc. If I'm wrong, then thats good.
But is doesn't etract from the Pig having a special skill of its own,
like "Stinky" or something.
 
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Vertoobli a écrit :
> On Thu, 22 Sep 2005 00:18:49 +0930, Malcolm McGrath
> <nospammicusemjaymacnospamiccus@internode..on..danospammy.net> wrote:
>
>
>>On Wed, 21 Sep 2005 14:14:28 +0100, Vertoobli <motoko@null.com> wrote:
>>
>>
>>>The Pig did not get a special ability in 1.7 and I beleive this to be
>>>unfair.
>>>Pigs are very good pets, they eat all manner of things, Are durable
>>>and robust. Also, when a Pig is damaged beyond repair, it goes toward
>>>bacon sandwiches.
>>>Now, Cats, wolves and Owls all got a new skill, and this makes the
>>>Pigs feel lonely and dejected.
>>>Let us not forget who defeated that troublesome wolf, nor that rogue
>>>giant pancake. Indeed, it is rumoured that a pig was a key player in
>>>the downfall of a gingerbread man gone bad.
>>>
>>>I want to see Pigs get a charge attack. Or cause a Knockdown effect.
>>>
>>>Please, don't let Blizzard discriminate against our Porcine pals.
>>
>>Cant you get all those special abilities for your piggie by stabling
>>him and then training one of those beasts that have the new special
>>ability, making them happy enough and poof new skill that you can
>>teach piggie?
>>
>>M
>
> I think they are inherent. so only wolves can howl, and only Cats can
> stealth etc. If I'm wrong, then thats good.
> But is doesn't etract from the Pig having a special skill of its own,
> like "Stinky" or something.


Get yourself an unwashed Tauren or Orc, they've already got the "stinky'
talent
 
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In article <qpm2j1pf6fi5t1vijci8gvqc3ek7rlcs2l@4ax.com>,
Vertoobli <motoko@null.com> wrote:
> Please, don't let Blizzard discriminate against our Porcine pals.

Pigs are teh imba; they had to bring everything else up a notch just to
get them close.

Nabuu "was that proper use of 'teh imba'? <G>"

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"Vertoobli" <motoko@null.com> wrote in message
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> The Pig did not get a special ability in 1.7 and I beleive this to be
> unfair.

I've heard that Pigs will be getting the ability to fly in patch 1.08
.... so if anyone says to you "when pigs fly!"...

Reminds me of the Simpsons...
Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about
bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.
 
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"Nabuu" <Nabuu@*YOUR-PANTS*ManyFriends.com> wrote:

> Pigs are teh imba; they had to bring everything else up a notch just to
> get them close.
>
> Nabuu "was that proper use of 'teh imba'? <G>"

Fast you learn, my Padawan.

Chris

--
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Lonewalker - Striding Tauren (21) on EN Sunstrider [PvP]
Jazrah - Brutal Troll (16) on EN Sunstrider [PvP]
Jivarr - Charming Troll (12) on EN Sunstrider [PvP]
 
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"Vertoobli" <motoko@null.com> wrote in message
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> On Wed, 21 Sep 2005 23:44:09 +1000, "Rastus" <zzrhardy@iinet.net.au>
> wrote:
>
>>> Please, don't let Blizzard discriminate against our Porcine pals.
>>
>>Patch 1.8
>>
>>Hunters: Pigs can now learn the 'Find Truffle' ability. If this ability is
>>used in the vicinity of a dwarves rear end it is not actually advisable to
>>eat the truffle though.
>>
>>Dwarves: See your local Hunter to have that stupid grin and funny gait
>>removed... Please. No, really - we mean it, it is rather disturbing.
>>
>
> Lol, thats quite disturbing. No. Its very Disturbing.

Hunters: Pigs can now also be trained with the "Charm Dwarve" abiltiy.

"Acch Laddie, that's a mighty fine looking pig you've got there. Would ya
consider hiring it out for 30 minutes?"
 
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"Soothe Dwarf"


"Rastus" <nospam@uq.edu.au> wrote in message
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>
> "Vertoobli" <motoko@null.com> wrote in message
> news:qqo2j1tcvp96pal66tag4u34l6sk8t97kc@4ax.com...
>> On Wed, 21 Sep 2005 23:44:09 +1000, "Rastus" <zzrhardy@iinet.net.au>
>> wrote:
>>
>>>> Please, don't let Blizzard discriminate against our Porcine pals.
>>>
>>>Patch 1.8
>>>
>>>Hunters: Pigs can now learn the 'Find Truffle' ability. If this ability
>>>is
>>>used in the vicinity of a dwarves rear end it is not actually advisable
>>>to
>>>eat the truffle though.
>>>
>>>Dwarves: See your local Hunter to have that stupid grin and funny gait
>>>removed... Please. No, really - we mean it, it is rather disturbing.
>>>
>>
>> Lol, thats quite disturbing. No. Its very Disturbing.
>
> Hunters: Pigs can now also be trained with the "Charm Dwarve" abiltiy.
>
> "Acch Laddie, that's a mighty fine looking pig you've got there. Would ya
> consider hiring it out for 30 minutes?"
>
 
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