Facebook: Whoops! While making it easier for the NSA to access to all your private information, we accidentally opened up a security flaw allowing non-NSA personnel to access it. Sorry! We'll be more careful in the future when we make backdoors for the not-bound-by-law NSA. Maybe. Actually, we here at Facebook screw up a lot and really don't give two shits about you or your privacy. You know what? We don't apologize, and what are you going to do about it? Use Google+, or go back to MySpace? Don't make us laugh.