"A iPod with a G, an bigger iPod, a colorful iPo, a white iPod, an iPod you can talk to, an iPod with an S, an iPod that is samal and fat... We are Applle and you are suckers!" - Apple commercial parody...
http://allthingsd.com/20121102/jimmy-kimmel-on-the-ipad-mini-were-apple-and-youre-suckers/