[citation][nom]palladin9479[/nom]Its fun in a very juvenile way, and most people are so used to military FPS #241 that anything not a FPS military shooter immediately gets tossed out. Duke is similar to Serious Sam, except not quite so serious. You run around shooting everything with minimal strategy other then (get hit and run the fck away). That's it, that is all the gave every tried to be.[/citation]
lol i was just trying ot think of how to simplify serious sam some more...
shoot the gun
circle straif
line up enemies so they can injure each other
and dodge the bullets.
god i hope new serious sam is like first and second encounter but better graphics...
[citation][nom]hoofhearted[/nom]New graphics and technology is great for Duke, just don't screw up the characterization with modern political correctness and such. More girls too. And really detailed titties[/citation]
the first level, is a completely political correct version of the game what everyone "wanted" the game to be like (people who say its sexist)
it zooms out a bit from the monitor
duke: what the (dont want sanction) is this (dont want sanction)
person: we caved to pressure and re issued the game
....
you can imagine the dailouge.
and cut to game, you decide on a map, what alien disaster you want to handle first, and you can go in relitivly any order, after the first few missions to this point.
but the joke is, that every mission you can go to, is around where the people complained live, so while there, you have hidden objective of teaching those people who the duke is...
but thats just me.
[citation][nom]hoofhearted[/nom]We are getting to be a society where if you don't hold hands with the stinky kid next to you and sing "we are the world", you get tased, shunned by the media and called a bully.DNF is a breath of fresh air (some would call it a fart). I especially like the part where you get to box on the aliens nads.[/citation]
i like the launch trailer, its as easy as one two three, synced up to that.
heres hoping that the nest game takes 2-4 years, a normal dev cycle, and is sell put together, and lets you carry every gun, and making come joke about call of duity, and master cheif, hopfully in an offensive way.
something like, he carys pistols, a shot gun and is given a rocket launcher, struggles to lift it, and than picks it up with ease, something like "i bet you thought i was a master (don't want sanction again) who just got called to duty... he he, i can carry as much as i please" cant really say everything i want, really want to avoid sanction, but thats hard talking in a duke voice.