You're doing a good job of impersonating Malmental, by the way...
Really, the part I love, as someone with a Master's degree in Political Science, is how both sides jockey to frame the issue. First there is the hard cold data from the review, then there is the "spin". I get a kick out of the mental gymnastics some people go through to try to establish superiority or to discount otherwise objective data. Often this spin gets repeated enough that people take it for fact, when in reality it began as mere spin. As Nietzschke wrote: "All truth is simple, is that not doubly a lie?"