OK,
Beer in Everything = Canada (well when talking about N.Am. Europe and Aus. need not apply!
😎 )
Doughnuts as a part of daily nutritional food guide (it's in that food pyramid somewhere) = Canada
Letting people smoke pot, with or without a doctors note = Canada (hopefully)
Having HOT chicks dress up in sophisticated clothes making you hornier than A Playboy ever could = Quebec, which is <i>MY Canada includes Quebec</i> (inside Canadian joke [which cost $20mil.]).
Eating Tortiere and Poutine with butter Tarts for desert all washed down with a GOOD BEER = Canada
Always knowing you're tipping a Cabbey with a 5 and not a 50 = Canada (due to colour, see caveat for rule#1, and add Mex.)
Also, knowing how to spell colour, neighbour, favour, etc. = Canada (see exceptiion #1)
Being able to make fun of oneself and ones's politics/leaders/country = Canada (why we ship so many comedians south [they are also the first wave of our invasion {Canadian Sleeper cell perparing to add REAL beer to Budweiser bottles when they get the sign}])
Knowing more about our neighbour (US) than they know about us (or almost anyone else) :tongue: = Canada
Worrying about HOW we are different from Americans = Canada
and of course;
Beaver = Canada (especially since we got to see it on our strippers first)
<A HREF="http://" target="_new">Bob & Doug McKenzie</A> are also from Canada, in case that needed explainin'
<A HREF="http://www.pbs.org/redgreen/" target="_new">Here's the PBS site describing Red, North of Forty prominent</A>
That's all I have time for, if you need more the Bob&Doug site should help (especially the Daily Hoser).
- You need a licence to buy a gun, but they'll sell anyone a stamp <i>(or internet account)</i> ! <A HREF="http://www.redgreen.com" target="_new"><font color=green>RED</font color=green> <font color=red>GREEN</font color=red></A> GA to SK
