With every Windows update, I fear my computer will no longer function. Every single update, something new breaks. One update, my mouse will no longer connect. Another, my screen is tinted a shade of purple. Next, my usb ports stop working. Every single update makes this software even worse, makes my computer slower, and takes an hour out of my day for me to babysit my machine to make sure the update doesn't scourge, destroy, or otherwise dispoil the software the update is supposed to improve. Every day I wake up fearing that a Windows update will strike, ambushing my computer and rendering it temporarily useless. Will my headphones work after this update? What direction will my fans spin today? Which usb port will refuse to recognize everything but my microphone? Such are the questions I must ask myself after every update. Seeing as my machine functions perfectly fine without these "improvements" inhibiting my PC's performance, I doubt it would do much harm to rid of this plague known as Windows updates. I must ask here: how do I conquer this software and rid my computer of such evil?