HP CEO Reportedly Hiding from Oracle Subpoena

[JMcEntegart]

Let's play hide and seek with Leo!

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[Aintry]

LOL!

 

[Aintry]

It's 10 P.M.. Do you know where your CEO is?

 

[hellwig]

Does he have a Facebook page? Aren't some jurisdictions now serving people online? Maybe he plays WoW or has an Xbox Live account, who knows. Think outside the box people.

 

[turbotong]

Aintry:
Lol. I work for HP and no, I don't know where my CEO is.

 

[Guest]

Instead of having corporations spend millions on lawyers and fight it out in the courts we have them spend millions on mercenaries and fight it out on some deserted island. That way it makes it actually entertaining to hear about.

 

[jossrik]

It seems to me like it's getting to the point where the only listing on my resume for multi-million dollar CEO is going to be

Job 1: Burned company to the ground
Job 2: Burned company to the ground

Hobbies include breaking the law in a fashion that will get me charged after people realize I was breaking the law, and losing millions of company money to break the laws.

I'm qualified to be a CEO because I was a CEO before and some one else typed this resume for me.

 

[rrobstur]

[citation][nom]otacon72[/nom]Hurd is going to go from Oracle to HP to prison. Why on earth HP hired this fruitcake is beyond me.[/citation]
hurd is not the C.E.O. being subpoenaed its Leo Apotheker

 

[dEAne]

Did they try their cloud based server?

 

[svdb]

What a pile of crap. Larry Ellison sues only because he thinks he can. Men like him generally have a small penis and need to compensate. The obnoxious bastard isn't after Apotheker, he’s after HP. A good way to divert attention from him in the middle of screwing up the Sun/Java take over. Or is it because Hurd is being investigated about bribes he was involved in? Or perhaps because a strong HP-SAP partnership (merger?) makes Larry piss in his pants. Enough reasons for an all out Oracle Smoke Screen.
If Apotheker is hiding (why would he, Ellison's lawsuit is BS), it can only be in Paris, France, because that's where he's been living for the last 15 years. Doh!
Whatever. He can run HP from the French offices in Les Ulis near Paris if he wants to. All major HP offices have interconnected Halo rooms, so taking a plane to attend important meetings has become less than necessary.
Ellison really should take a crap every now and then. It would prevent him from being so full of it.
Apotheker is fluent in five languages, English, French, Dutch, German and Hebrew. Larry is fluent only in one: BS!

 

[sudeshc]

enough of this crap...

 

[Belardo]

I get the feeling that HP is going to go down in flames...

HP, you suck.

 

[LORD_ORION]

[citation][nom]svdb[/nom]What a pile of crap. Larry Ellison sues only because he thinks he can. Men like him generally have a small penis and need to compensate. The obnoxious bastard isn't after Apotheker, he’s after HP. A good way to divert attention from him in the middle of screwing up the Sun/Java take over. Or is it because Hurd is being investigated about bribes he was involved in? Or perhaps because a strong HP-SAP partnership (merger?) makes Larry piss in his pants. Enough reasons for an all out Oracle Smoke Screen.If Apotheker is hiding (why would he, Ellison's lawsuit is BS), it can only be in Paris, France, because that's where he's been living for the last 15 years. Doh!Whatever. He can run HP from the French offices in Les Ulis near Paris if he wants to. All major HP offices have interconnected Halo rooms, so taking a plane to attend important meetings has become less than necessary.Ellison really should take a crap every now and then. It would prevent him from being so full of it.Apotheker is fluent in five languages, English, French, Dutch, German and Hebrew. Larry is fluent only in one: BS![/citation]

Hammer meet nail, spot on +1.

 

[Marco925]

[citation][nom]hellwig[/nom]Does he have a Facebook page? Aren't some jurisdictions now serving people online? Maybe he plays WoW or has an Xbox Live account, who knows. Think outside the box people.[/citation]

What'd the night elf do to anyone? nothing.

 

[cookoy]

the ongoing lawsuit was filed on 2007. Didn't HP know of this before hiring LA? They fired Hurd for some ethical reason then hired someone with a shady background to be CEO.

 

[alyoshka]

Lol!!! And I always thought the customers of HP would get to him first....

 

[sviola]

[citation][nom]cookoy[/nom]the ongoing lawsuit was filed on 2007. Didn't HP know of this before hiring LA? They fired Hurd for some ethical reason then hired someone with a shady background to be CEO.[/citation]

They hired him because they are probably thinking in merging with SAP. Who'd better to do this?

 

[jalek]

HP must be trying to make Fiorina's tenure look better by making everything since worse.

 

[robochump]

I agree with Larry that Leo was a bad choice for HP. "As the CEO World Turns"...stay tuned!

 

[svdb]

[citation][nom]robochump[/nom]I agree with Larry that Leo was a bad choice for HP. "As the CEO World Turns"...stay tuned![/citation]
Wow, and Hurd is probably a good choice for Oracle huh?
We'll see if Hurd's oversized ego plays well with Larry's super sized ego. Lots of fun in perspective. 😉