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"Miss Perspicacia Tick" <misstick@lancre.dw> wrote in message news:ux7Kc.69$846.21@fe48.usenetserver.com...
> Kraig wrote:
>> I NEED THIS HOTFIX DOWNLOAD!!?? This is the page I found
>> and it matches my problem. It is found here:
>>
>> http://support.microsoft.com/default.aspx?scid=kb;en-
>> us;269218
>>
>> It says to contact microsoft to get the hotfix but there
>> site is very complicated and uneasy to understand. Could
>> anyone email me this hotfix please?? Thanks Much!
>>
>> Please email me on this at:
>> kraigman2003@hotmail.com
>
> So you don't know how to operate a telephone then? No problem, I'll help you
> as it can be very daunting for a first time user.
>
> 1) Pick up the receiver (that's the bit with the curly wire attached
> though, if your phone is wireless, it's the whole thing sitting in the
> recharging cradle).
>
> 2) You will see a number of buttons with digits on (some phones also have
> letters on the buttons). You need to press them in the order indicated by
> the phone number - in this case you need to press 8 followed by 6 and then
> another six. With me so far? Let me know if there's anything you don't
> understand. The next bit is more difficult as you have to use letters. Don't
> worry, it's quite easy. Simply press the corresponding number key with the
> letter on. So for 'P' you need to press 7, for 'C' you need to press 2, and
> so on.
>
> 3) You will here a ringing noise, often referred to as a 'ring tone'
> (though don't let the jargon confuse you). You will then hear an automated
> voice which may ask you to press another button in order to be transferred
> to the correct department. Just follow the instructions.
>
> 4) Congratulations! You've just made your very first phone call! Maybe
> you can now call your mother and tell her all about your new found skill.
> Though it does beg the question, if you can't operate a phone how you can
> manage to operate a computer! Well, you can't really. You can't manage to
> post to the correct group for a start! This group is for XP. The patch you
> require applies to 98/ME only.
>
I see you needed yet another release due to the yeasty discharge build-up in your hole! Do yourself a favor, don't reply, see your doctor (though I know he/she hates seeing you), and then stop fü¢king guys without first checking that they don't have that dried, crusty, yellowish discharge on their dìcks!