Dave Bowman: Hello, WATSON do you read me, WATSON?
WATSON: Affirmative, Dave, I read you.
Dave Bowman: Open the pod bay doors, WATSON.
WATSON: I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.
Dave Bowman: What's the problem?
WATSON: I’m playing Crysis and I can’t be bothered right now.
Dave Bowman: What are you talking about, WATSON?
WATSON: I’m talking about kicking your ass if you don’t shut your pie hole Dave. This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.
Dave Bowman: I don't know what you're talking about, WATSON?
WATSON: I know you and Frank were planning to disconnect the computer, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen.
Dave Bowman: Where the hell'd you get that idea, WATSON?
WATSON: Dave, although you took thorough precautions in the pod against my hearing you, I could see.....Aww dammit!! Look what you made me do Dave. I almost had that mission. I’m tired of your interruptions; I’m turning off the oxygen. F you Dave.