Also, here's my Seven, (not mother) knows best which tells you why you shouldn't upgrade to 8, or get an 8 computer. Enjoy!:
David: You want to upgrade to windows 8? Uh computer
Look at you as fragile as a flower. Still a little sapling, just a sprout. You know we stay with windows 7 power,
Computer: I know…
David: that’s right to keep you safe and sound dear. Yes I always knew this day was coming. Knew that someday you’d want to leave the nest. soon but not yet,
Computer: But
David: trust me pet, seven knows best.
Sevens knows best. Listen to windows 7, it’s a scary world with 8. Seven knows best, on way or another something will go wrong, I swear. Bugs, viruses, no gaming, no fun, glitches and crashes,
Computer: No
David: yes. Also no start, just a metro screen, and say no more you’ll just upset me. Seven’s right here, seven will protect you, darling here’s what I suggest, Skip windows 8, It’s something you’ll hate, seven knows best. Go ahead don’t play anymore games. Go ahead have integrated graphics. Me I’m just outdated seven what do I know, I’ve only ran the sims games without any crashing. Go ahead leave me, I deserve it. Let me be forgotten, be my guest. When it’s too late, just see and wait. Seven knows best! Ah ha ha ha! Seven knows best. Take it from windows 7, with windows 8 you won’t survive. Sloppy underdressed, immature, clumsy, please it’ll eat you up alive. Gullible, naïve, positively grubby, ditzy and a bit well vague. Plus I do believe, getting kinda chubby, I’m just saying cause I love you. Seven understands, sevens here to help you all I have is one request.
Computer: yes?
David” don’t ever ask to get windows 8, again.
Computer: yes David
David: Oh. I love you dear,
Computer: I love you more,
David: I love you most. Don’t forget it, you’ll regret it, seven knows best.