It seems to me that the article might better be titled "Intel's 15 Most Forgettable x86 CPUs". The early 16-bit x86s had that bizarre paged memory scheme that drove software developers to consume unsafe amounts of caffeine. Unfortunately that was carried over into the 32-bit models because they had to maintain backward compatibility. Moreover, the 8086 was hamstrung because IBM used the 8088 so few machines were ever sold using the 8086.
The 80386 was a decent enough CPU - indeed, the first really good one out of Intel but was quickly overshadowed by the essentially similar 80486 which was generally more of the same only faster. It's worth noting that while Intel was diddling with getting the Pentium to work, AMD was putting out faster 80486 models than Intel.
While the Pentium is today regarded as the lowest reasonable processor for useful work, the original Pentiums running at 60 and 66mhz were slower than competing 80486s from AMD. It wasn't until the second generation Pentiums that Intel actually had a processor worth talking about.
The Pentium II series running in Slot 1 boards are little more than a footnote. It wasn't until the Pentium III that Intel had a marketable desktop chip. Sadly their next step was the atrocious Pentium IV which, like Windows Vista, was an opportunity for their competitors to gain market share.
It's worth remembering that Intel wanted to drop the entire Pentium line until AMD's success with their Athlon 64s threatened Intel's position as the top CPU maker that Intel got back into the x86 market with some more forgettable chips.
Finally, they came up with another winner in the Core 2 Duo.
Me, I count about 4 unforgettables, the 80386, second generation Pentiums, Pentium III and Core 2 processors among a lot of forgettable - or best forgotten - desktop chips.
Another issue is the lack of discussion on the support chips. Some CPUs were saddled with pitiful support structure, often a result of standards being in flux, that really limited their appeal and their impact.