[citation][nom]alanman[/nom]Either you're straight, or you're gay.[/citation][nom]Wikipedia[/nom]"Metrosexual" is a neologism of the 2000s and a portmanteau of the terms "metropolitan" and "heterosexual", generally referring to a heterosexual man (especially one living in a post-industrial, capitalist culture) with a strong concern for his appearance and/or a lifestyle that displays attributes stereotypically associated with homosexual men.