A microphone plug only plugs into a jack designed for it. It is an analog device; its signal must go into an analog amplifier and then be converted to a digital signal. This requires an audio card of some sort. The most common types are either built into your computer (could be either rear jacks or a front pair of microphone and headphone jacks) or an add-on card in a PCI slot. It is also possible to buy "sound cards" that are really external boxes that connect to your computer via a USB port, rather than being an internal PCI card. But you're still buying and installing an audio card that provides the analog input amplifier and digitization services, whether it is an internal card or an external box connected via USB. There is NO way...