Microsoft to Open Windows 7 Cafe in Paris

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XD_dued

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[citation][nom]jhansonxi[/nom]It would be nice to visit but I'm afraid of catching a virus.[/citation]

Don't worry, if you bring a mac, you're impervious to viruses.
 

MrMaestro

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That's pretty cool actually, if they opened up a cafe near me I'd go. It doesn't look very inviting though, they need to uncover the windows and let in more natural light.
 

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[citation][nom]sunflier[/nom]jhansonxi :WTF!? Stop believing what you hear in commercials. Look, I'm not against MACs but I am against spreading false comments like yours.[/citation]

I think they were being sarcastic....
 

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[citation][nom]sunflier[/nom]jhansonxi : WTF!? Stop believing what you hear in commercials. Look, I'm not against MACs but I am against spreading false comments like yours.[/citation]

Perhaps XD_dued was being sarcastic...
 

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[citation][nom]burnley14[/nom]What are the chances they'll have wifi in the cafe?[/citation]

The front sign says : "Windows Café will open it's doors on October 22. In the meanwhile, don't hesitate to surf on the pavement." Unless they're offering you to leech some other hotspot, I guess they will provide wifi! ;)
 

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[citation][nom]aracheb[/nom]will they sell apple pie???[/citation]

Yes, but you'll have to hack your plate and fork for it to be edible. Even then, you should expect some sluggishness when running nom.exe due to the plate and fork emulation required to eat apple-based foods with uncertified cutlery.
 

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[citation][nom]zepd3z[/nom]"Don't worry, if you bring a mac, you're impervious to viruses."at least in your mind...[/citation]
No they are not. They are just owned and operated by idiots. Computer geeks couldn't careless about paying an apple tax just to waste their time to make a virus for 1% of the computer market.
 

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I'll come by and show them how much faster I can access windows applications and how much easier they are to use when I run Windows 7 on fusion using unity mode on Snow Leopard. It'll be good fun!
In the end I think I'll just get yelled at, because I don't speak a word of French >>;;.
 

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heh before I start any kind of stupid argument. Windows 7 is miles ahead of Windows Vista, and it's usability is a lot better, and I'll even admit to the rare advantage it has over Snow Leopard. So Windows 7 is not terrible... don't get me wrong!

Let's all talk about this over a coffee in France ^^.
 

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[citation][nom]bad_code[/nom]No they are not. They are just owned and operated by idiots. Computer geeks couldn't careless about paying an apple tax just to waste their time to make a virus for 1% of the computer market.[/citation]
Your sarcasm meter is broken, please go to a certified repair shop quickly.
 
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