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@ dewd: Captain's Catalog of Carnal Investigation. I like it! Now that's the kind of news that people on the web want to read about! Not all this stuff about Hapless Hector and his Now You See It Now You Don't CPU. IMHO, the skin of an 18 year old chick can't be beat. If you look carefully in all the right places, you can still see some baby fat! Svengali is great, dewd. Nothing like getting some chick who looks at you with that doe in the headlights look and says "Oh... OK, as long as you promise it won't hurt!"

@ eric54: Are chicks in Sascrotchewan like that? Damn! Now you tell me! Which way to Va... er... Regina?

Either that or SaskaPoon!

And you know where you put a Prince Albert!

@ deadhead_matt: Nah. They never aired it. Too embarassing to NBC. When the bait chick came out to wave me into the house, I nailed her on the doorstep.

P.S. Jerry Garcia was the master! If I'd been 10 years younger I would have been one of those Deadheads that wandered all over the country with the band!

BTW, what Forum News was this thread about? I have a story!

Capt. Robert April Declared A World Heritage Pervert.


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I too have been the subject of many restraining orders 🙁

What the F***. Who the hell left the door to the other open? Ninja, did you let Wing Ding out? Son-of-a. Quick, force him back down before his eyes adjust to the light.
I swear, Black Ops had absolutely nothing to do with this. Much.
 
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Didn't we already have a thread locked earlier today? Something about a financial analist who was convicted, no, take that back, convinced of something or other?