Not really my stupidity here, but a tech support story/joke/myth floating around...
"No smoke"
Guy gets this call into tech support, greets the client and immediately the client tells him, "There's smoke coming out of the back of my PC, how do I get it to stop?"
Tech: "Your computer is on fire! Unplug it now!"
Client: "No, I know there is a command I can type in to stop my computer from smoking. You're going to tell me what it is."
Tech: "No, really your computer is on fire, you need to unplug it right away!"
This goes on for almost half an hour, the client absolutely convinced that a simple command will stop his computer from smoking. All this time the computer is still on, still smoking and amazingly still running. Only guess is the insulation on a power cable was burning or the like.
After all this time, the tech finally gives up and tells the client, "Ok, I'm not supposed to tell you this but here goes..."
Client, listening for once "Finally... ok, so what do I do?"
Tech: "Type in this exactly, nosmoke.exe and hit enter."
Client: (Typing sounds) "It said 'bad command or filename'. What does that mean?"
Tech: "That's what I was afraid of, your computer doesn't have the latest version of nosmoke.exe. You'll need to talk to Microsoft for an upgrade."
Client: "Thanks! I'll call them right away." (hangs up)
A week later, the same tech answers another call and it's that same guy!
Client: "Hi, I called Microsoft and they said my computer won't run their version of nosmoke.exe and I need to upgrade my computer."
- Hope you enjoyed. 😛
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