Sorry for my delayed response - you were both very right. The computer was gone regardless of removing the culprits. I went and purchased a proper 32 GB usb and booted from it, reinstalling Windows 7.
The computer functions normally now, but I have one more question before I'll mark as solved: it says my C: hard drive still has 1TB of data on it(same as before I re-installed windows), but I'm unable to find any of the files. Are those files retrievable in any way shape or form, or should i just format the C: drive to wipe whatever this "data" is?