Yeah, you want a crazy notebook, look at a Sager/Clevo. Clevo used to be the supplier for most of the high-performance barebones laptop chassis for Alienware and VoodooPC before they were bought by Dell and HP, respectively. XoticPC has Sager notebooks, but you can get them directly from Sager as well. Put a desktop i7 990X in a notebook with dual HD 6990M's in Crossfire, and tell me that isn't just absolutely ridiculous, because Sager makes such a configuration. It's an out-and-out luggable desktop, with potential power demands so high that they offer a secondary power adapter as an option. Yes, you may need to use two at once to feed this beast under load.
That said, I don't necessarily think the Mac bashing is necessary here; it's no use arguing since everyone's mind is made up anyway and nothing that can be said here would change that. Everybody has their reasons, and if they feel their opinions are at all justified, let them spend their money how they want to. Mac and PC supporters will continue groveling at their respective pantheons no matter what you tell them, so it's a moot point to go on bashing Macs, even if this were an article about Macs to begin with (which it isn't, so seriously, give it up).