Newegg addiction

[sdrawkcaBgoD]

Dear God in Heaven, will someone please come up with a cure for Newegg Experience Repitition Disorder (NERD)? Am I the only one who starts to get twitchy if he goes more than 2 days without the warm fuzzy goodness of an imaginary Newegg shopping spree? Are there any support groups or 12-step programs for people like me? Will I always be like this, or will the pure, cleansing light of that glorious entity that is Newegg eventually fade from my enraptured mind? Will I ever stop ending my sentences with a question mark? Guess not?

 

[Newegg_Support]

Hey sdrawkcaBgoD,


You could try calling Newegg Annonymous (NA) at 800-390-1119 operators are standing by. 😀

 

[konman43]

LOL i have the exact same disorder. i get to the pay with xx screen, and man oh man if only i could click on the button.
there's also a webchat option to chat with newegg reps too. wow.

 

[sdrawkcaBgoD]

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[sdrawkcaBgoD]

Newegg rox my sox

 

[toosober]

12 Steps of NewEgg Anonymous

1. We admitted we were powerless over NewEgg--that our lives had become unmanageable.
2. Came to believe that a more powerful CPU could restore us to sanity.
3. Made a decision to turn our money and our time over to the care of NewEgg's daily sales as they are posted.
4. Made a searching and fearless inventory of NewEgg's daily sales.
5. Admitted to God, to ourselves and to NewEgg the exact balance of our checking accounts.
6. Were entirely ready to have NewEgg remove all of our hard earned cash.
7. Humbly asked NewEgg to provide free shipping.
8. Made a list of all our slow computer components, and became willing to upgrade them all.
9. Made Combo purchases wherever possible, except when to do so would degregate system performance.
10. Continued to peruse NewEgg's inventory and when we find a sale we promptly purchase.
11. Sought through higher bandwidth and multiple Firefox tabs to improve our shopping experience with NewEgg, as we understood Newegg, surfing only for the intent to upgrade our hardware and don't forget to check that new 1000 watt power supply out.
12. Having had a satisfactory shopping experience as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to geeks, and to practice these principles in all our upgrades.

 

[LinuxNewbie]

Newegg rox my sox

You Know there are other sites that you can go to and Get Better Prices then Newegg man. Shop around !

 

[RichPLS]

Blasphemy!

 

[KingLoftusXII]

Get a high limit credit card and max it out at newegg. That'll help you get over it for a couple of decades...

 

[xcryonicx]

Coming from a guy with a cookie as an avatar!

 

[sunangel]

The only thing that is going to help your addiction is to live it out. Try and find a credit card with a 5K limit and let yourself go. It going to hurt in the beginning, but by days end, you'll have your life and health back. Your virgin attitude towards newegg will be cured. 😳 :arrow: 8)

 

[INeedCache]

Isn't there a patch or a gum for this addiction? There is for about every other addiction these days. Of course, side affects include heart attack, dementia, and death.

 

[Boostnjuice]

Newegg rox my sox

You Know there are other sites that you can go to and Get Better Prices then Newegg man. Shop around !

There are other sites on the Internet? I thought FireFox was Newegg's executable......