No word on the French response.

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Austrian troops ordered into action to stop a colony of storks from forcing the closure of an air show have been banned from using their guns – and told to stare at the birds instead.

 

[JAYDEEJOHN]

This just in:
The French hearing of Austrias major troubles, have sent in their top stare down artist, leftinit Jaque Stareuax

 

[Reynod]

If Australian troops had been brought in there would not be a stork sober enough to fly.

If US troups had been brought in they would have run out of stinger missiles by now ... after tagging all of the storks on the a$$ with flares first i should add. Cost ... $200,000 per stork plus collateral damage to anything with a warm a$$.

If UK troups had been brought in they would have run out of C4 by now.

I'd have rounded up all of the storks by getting a few mums to lure them away with newborn babies ... then pounced on the storks when nobody was looking ... cooked them up and sold "Turkey" at the show from a small reputable stall.

gropouce would have gone me 50/50 in the activity I am sure ... plus since he is French the food would be spectacular.

Im an entrapeneur ... just can't spell it.

 

[jsc]

No need for Stinger missiles. Just open the area to hunting and declare a no bag limit.