Nothing for sale!

[girish]

2 units of "Nothing", expecting 100 dollars, free shipping anywhere in the world.

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[Stick_e_Mouse]

Dammit!
I wanted to buy a tray of 10 units. Oh well, guess I'll have to look elsewhere.

Check out Britney Spears' (o)(o) <A HREF="http://www.geocities.com/stick_e_mouse" target="_new">hooters</A>!!!

 

[girish]

I can arrange!

These days there are many people doing "Nothing" all day long. I had them in spare, but it turns out that a lot of it is produced here.

So even if you want 10 units of "Nothing" I can arrange, with a special bulk discount.

girish

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[girish]

Dealership arrangements can also be made if you want. You can have a 25% commission on each unit, and we can arrange incentives for higher targets.

You can become the biggest distrubutor in the US for "Nothing"!

girish

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[camieabz]

Damn!

Last week I was after some nothing.

Now I'm after something.

Maybe next time.

<b><font color=blue>The Cisco Kid</font color=blue></b>

 

[girish]

Too bad, did you get it? I mean "Nothing"?

If did not get Nothing, i could have provided you with Something, i had it then. but gave it away to my girlfriend.

now i have no stock of anything, but certainly a lot of nothing. people are working overtime producing nothing so its in surplus. maybe you could get still more discount on it if you wait for a while.

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[OldBear]

My wife is very upset because she gave me nothing for Christmas
at a much higher cost.

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[Stick_e_Mouse]

LOL!

Check out Britney Spears' (o)(o) <A HREF="http://www.geocities.com/stick_e_mouse" target="_new">hooters</A>!!!

 

[girish]

Too bad, so you overpaid for Nothing???

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[OldBear]

Yes. She paid the price.

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[girish]

A bearhug?

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[OldBear]

Yeah! Right.

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[camieabz]

Should have given her a barehug instead.

<b><font color=blue>The Cisco Kid</font color=blue></b>

 

[OldBear]

I only told her I would give her twice what she gave me
for valentines day.

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[girish]

So you already have "Nothing", one down!

Rest of you, "Nothing" available in large quantities, free shipping anywhere in the world.

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[OldBear]

Thank you girish!
I highly endorse your nothing as the best nothing
I have ever had.

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[camieabz]

Hey you guys. Don't go to girish for your nothing!

He's charging 100 bucks per unit.

I'll happily swap (you pay shipping) any old computer parts for as much nothing as you want.

Applicants must be of sound mind. [yeah right!!!}

<b><font color=blue>The Cisco Kid</font color=blue></b>

 

[girish]

THATS NOT FAIR! THATS NOT FAIR!!

I have two units for 100 dollars, that means 50 bucks a piece! But now I have large stocks of nothing, so I can sell it at a handsome discount. Just let me know how much you want. And I also provide a warranty of 23 years, 8 months and 5 days with each unit of Nothing.

Does my competitor do that???

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[Guest]

I full of nothing - Want some.

For free - with a warrenty that covers nothing.

<font color=purple><b>Techie2001</font color=purple></b>
<i>(Crazy Alien)</i>
If it ain't broke, Don't fix it.

 

[OldBear]

Now we're talking. Competition.

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[mbetea]

if you can throw in one of those lil doo-hicky-thing-a-ma-jiggies that does nothing, i'll order 100 units!

happiness is finding a stick of ram in your mail.

 

[flamethrower205]

Wait, I too am selling nothing. Made a lot of it this weekend- all for free, with a warranty that does nothing, and u pay shipping. Tell me how much u want.

Only if you let me see the Umpa Lumpa- Homer Simpson.

 

[Yahiko81]

I'll take some. I'll pay $5 for someone to hand deliver it to me.

<b><font color=green>Lizards</b></font color=green> for <b>THGC</b> Mascot!!!

 

[girish]

Yes, I also offer a warranty of 23 years, 8 months and 5 days (starts from the day you receive the shipment and you start using it) that covers Nothing! Isnt it an attractive offer?

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[OldBear]

I have never seen Nothing like it.

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