NVIDIA, ATI, and FUTUREMARK conflict summarized

[NEUTRALITY]

Here is my summary of the different press releases from Nvidia, ATI, and futuremark concerning 3dmark 03:

Nvidia:
"WTF! THIS DOESN'T MAKE ARE CARD LOOK SO GOOD!"

Futuremark:
"We designed 3dmark 03 for directx 9 mostly. It is the future, f@$k your directx 8 dominant/dx9handicapped card."

ATI:
"We make good cards so we have no problem."

Nvidia:
"but,but,but..why does it's use stuff we don't even though we spent forever to release this directx9 card?"

Futuremark:
"We're using what will most likely be in a directx 9 game. You must've been engaging in gay buttsex when designing this card for directx9 cuz it's totally F'ed!"

ATI:
"We have no complaints cuz we make good cards. Way to go futuremark for making something impartial, neutral, and accurate enough to make nvidia realize how dumb they are."

Nvidia:
"but,but,but.."

Futuremark:
"U SUCK! DIE! DIE! DIE!"

ATI:
"we agree with this statement."

Nvidia:
"RAGGGHHHHCKKKKKKKKK...*chokes on own spittle*"

Futuremark:
"hahahahhahHAHAHAHAHA!"

ATI:
"Someone has set up us the good video cards!"


...so there you have it. The summarized version of these three companies views towards the new 3dmark. Feel free to give me your thoughts (no matter how simple they may be, I love humor).



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[Lonemagi]

lol, I like it.

Yes, Im non biased, and own 2 Ati cards, 1 nvidia card, and my baby, A voodoo 3 300 pci!

You need to have a bit of Carmack satire in there as well hehe...

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[Crashman]

LOL, nice.

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[Fillmoe]

i like it too. I Have a GEforce4 ti 4600 that i still haven't got to work with XP and my bios i think ill just go with the ati and forget about the problems

 

[davepermen]

hehe, nice one. what i like is the cool style of ati, compared to the heated nvidia. this is rather true when bitching on each one (complaining on ati for having something bad, reaction "we solve it", complaining on nvidia "thats not the way its ment to be useful, forget it, that has no use", and after some heated discussions "hm well, actually a nice idea, we have to build it in"..)

i love to talk with them😀

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[Spitfire_x86]

LOL! Like Lonemagi said, a bit of Carmack would be good.

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[wurrmm]

You looking to part with that geforce 4? I have been looking for a temporary replacement for my GF3 until the next ATI comes out (lol).

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[phial]

haahhaahaaaaaaaa ahahah

man o man that is some funny shiat at 7 oclock in the moorning (up sinse yesterday)

 

[HolyGrenade]

nVidia does bitch a lot, but 3D Mark 2003 is by no means an example of DX9. more like DX8.1 with elements of DX9.

VIA All the way! ;-)

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[RobD]

...compared to the heated nvidia..

Boy is that ever true! As in room heater?!