PC based Alarm Clock

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Basically I am in no go without my Alarm Clock Super Pro for my laptop. Two clicks, and go to bed, lol. I've figured, the simpler the better.

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So, any body wants to have the most advanced Alarm Clock there was ever built by the human beeing. It is still on sale for only $3.99 per license.

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Comon, peepel, I need to sell at least one copy of my software, what would I think about myself if I won't. This will be a big hit on my pocket. I need to make $3.99 during this year before Christmas shopping starts. Otherwize I would have no money to do all the necessary gift buys for my family. Any body? It is only $3.99. Less than a lunch at McDonalds.

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Maybe if it can do other things, maybe it'll sell better. How about putting those movies of a Swedish chick playing with her boobs? You can randomize which one it'll play.

So when the alarm rings, you'll have a nice eyeful, fresh every morning.

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hahahaha trust me, you will at most only sell one copy, cause then everyone will find it at emule and BT 😀😀😀😀
besides, VB? give me some time and i'll make one for myself

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I do not think there are not honest people out here. I thought all folks out here are legitimate users of softwares and will not let any body to put any software to be illegally used in any way.

Anyway, it is not VB, it is .vbs (I don't think you can do it there), and it is only 3kb in size, and that considering too much of the displayed information just for the heck of it. Its actual size is 1kb. THAT is small and powerful programe I have created, AND it is on sale and is only 3.99 per license which can be used by any one any time and only one time. THAT I consider to be a give away.


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At present time I have a SALE going for a limited time, very fresh deal: only $3.88 per license. Don't miss out, whole $0.11 savings per license, consider if you need 100 of them, thats $11.00 savings, WOW, hurry, order NOW.

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Wow, I don't post here that often, mostly read, but this is making me laugh so hard I can't help commenting. So im kind of late replying, seeing as many people have already made their usefull comments, I'll just end up repeating them then. So its 3.99 (now 3.88 OH YEH!!) every time you want to use it to wake up it costs nearly 4 dollars? What...? Quite expensive just for one use. I could pay a homeless person 4 dollars a week to kick me in the balls every morning and that'd be one hell of an effective alarm clock. Therefor, I win at life, and you lose for making a program thats useless. Ah yes, and also, who the hell cares if its 3kb, I have so much HD space (for porn of course) I wouldn't care if it was 3gigs. Did I mention that I win?


p.s. YOUR FAT

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I am wondering how ignorant peepel these days are! Can you imagine your homeless falls asleep and you are late for the work? How much money will you looze just from that? IT IS incredible!!! My programme WILL save you from going broke!!! And just for you (how nice of me😉 I will make it even better deal, how about $3.59 per license (if you get 110 of them at once of coarse)? or I will go even lower - $3.49 for 210.

THAT will save you from loozing your job, or getting late to that lovely date you've being waiting for whole your life, or just to be so proud of yourself that you CAN wake up at THIS or THAT time just by wanting it (and that's thanks to your wize decision to get my wonderful life saving tool you've being looking for), or.. you just name it!

PS: and by the way, have you ever tried your balls kicked at? I would pay half of my life’s savings just to avoid that feeling again!!! So, hurry, get your payment information and we WILL make you life much more enjoyable and rich with waking programme which is offered by my own self just to help all you peepel to be "in shape" every time you need to be.



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If you ever sell at least one, invest in some sort of spell checking device that you can pay 4 dollars for every word. yeah...

Just because im a hardware newb, doesn't mean I cant break things with a hammer.
 
Your stoopid yeself, that's why I am trying to sell da stuffs so I can get some brain power tooolzez.

PS: there is no such thing as "spell checking device", there is a "spell checking" programme, and there is more than one of thoze.

PSS: and I can see you don't need my super life saving programme which WILL get you UP and GOING at any time (even it is an only one time per license) and it is now on sale for only $3.59 for 210 licenses with incredible savings of $84. Contact my salse department and you WILL be the lackiestest owner of my super life saving programme that WILL change you sleeping life, because you WILL sleep calmer and deeper with a very important thought on you mind that you WILL be woken up at the time you desire and with the music of YOUR choice that WILL make your waking up life more enjoyable and desirable, so you WILL come back to me asking for MORE of licenses. Hurry, limited offer WILL end soon.


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STFU

You've gone too far. None of your jokes are funny. This one is completely lame.

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this is the biggest piece of crap ever.

3.59 a license

lets say you want to use it 20 times a month.

that would be
$71.80 a month

then say you use it for 1 year

$861.60 a year.

now you probably worked a whole 2 hours on this and that pretty much says that for each person that buys this for a month you are being paid
$35.90 a hour.

that is a incredibly good wage.

but this has got to be a joke cause my stereo does the same thing and yes i can use it on a road trip and anyone can make this program and you are very pathetic and no one would buy a program that they could only use once then have to buy it again.

and also its called using a larm clock

i bought mine for under $10.

you are a sad sad man
 
You should do a little benchmark i sure some athlon useur will be happy to know that there alarm clock is faster on 64 bit mode.

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Heh, that's intiresting, never thought about that, I will have to test it on both, and probably charge less for Athlon64 because of it being faster than P4 in calculation. Thank you for pointing out.

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Hey, do you want to work in my salse departament? You are very good with math, would be a nice to have a good accountant, latte me know you dasizion.

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After all Opteron been built for those heavy duty task like those and with Nx bit i sure no one will be able to mess up with the time they have to wake to go to school.

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I did not mention student discount I have going, it was not smart of me. But anyway, the student price for boys is $1.39 for girlz I think we will handle it on the case ba case bases. So, don't hezitate, buss my salse departamant and get yourself going with my super waking programme ever built.

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again i have to say your a sad sad boy with no life

a bet your around 13 and this is the first thing you ever made and your so proud of it you must think it is the best thing in the world even though it sucks and you have got to be the saddest person i have met on these forums
 
How can you say it sucks if you never even seing it? I bet you will be happy having it for just $3.59 per license (in 210 bulk orders). And by the way I am a happy persona if you please, and am so suttisfied with my life that I've made a super waking programme that will make even more peepel happy for just a little change from the pocket. Don't wait and get busy with ordering my life saver programme while it is on sale, because in a little while it will be more spendy and you will be thinking how fool of you was to pass on this awesome appertunity.

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Yeah, right, hehehe, I've spent more than $12 grand and over 6 years to make this kind of stuff, and now just give it fer free? It is on SALE, not on give away.

PS:) but anyway, I would gladly give a smaller version of it (only 666 bites file size, but works the same😉 to you as my firstest customer, no probs, if you'll promisse not to give it away further (I will not put payment checking/HD formatting stuff in there, lol)

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