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"Matt Frisch" <matuse73@yahoo.spam.me.not.com> wrote in message
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> Jeff apparently doesn't believe in retconning.

"Retconning"? Not familiar with the term. A quick google search say that
it's "Retroactive Continuity", claiming that something always was true.

http://www.google.com/search?num=100&hl=en&lr=&rls=GGLC,GGLC:1969-53,GGLC:en&oi=defmore&q=define:Retcon

To be honest with you, I would have thought that such an obvious version of
reality shifting would be considered abhorent by the "good DM's" in the
crowd. In more than one instance, my suggestions that fall in line with a
version of "retconning" have always been deemed bad DMing, apparantly only
because they are a version of Rule Zero, essentially.

--
Jeff Goslin - MCSD - www.goslin.info
It's not a god complex when you're always right
 
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"Jeff Goslin" <autockr@comcast.net> wrote in message
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> "Matt Frisch" <matuse73@yahoo.spam.me.not.com> wrote in message
> news:6sta61lr71vlvp6mrkkonhcjcuqdcfll88@4ax.com...
>> Jeff apparently doesn't believe in retconning.
>
> "Retconning"? Not familiar with the term. A quick google search say that
> it's "Retroactive Continuity", claiming that something always was true.
>
> http://www.google.com/search?num=100&hl=en&lr=&rls=GGLC,GGLC:1969-53,GGLC:en&oi=defmore&q=define:Retcon
>
> To be honest with you, I would have thought that such an obvious version
> of
> reality shifting would be considered abhorent by the "good DM's" in the
> crowd.

With a clever GM, they are not generally obvious.

> In more than one instance, my suggestions that fall in line with a
> version of "retconning" have always been deemed bad DMing, apparantly only
> because they are a version of Rule Zero, essentially.

No, it is because, generally, they were poor suggestions.

--
^v^v^Malachias Invictus^v^v^

It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishment the scroll,
I am the Master of my fate:
I am the Captain of my soul.

from _Invictus_, by William Ernest Henley
 
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Bradd W. Szonye wrote:
> Since when does "ad hominem" refer to anything but the fallacy, in any
> context?

dictionary.reference.com gives an alternate usage for "Ad hominem"
common in political circles, such that it refers to any personal attack.
This is essentially a little bundle of logical fallacies of it's own;
"ignore his argument, he's just calling me names".

--
tussock

Aspie at work, sorry in advance.
 
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Bradd W. Szonye wrote:
> Jeff Goslin wrote:
>
>>You can deny it all you want, throw up your smoke screen and pout like
>>a petulant little child, but the simple fact of the matter was that
>>you EXPLICITLY used an ad hominem attack ....
>
> Please stop agreeing with me.

What type of fallacy would be be to deliberately act the fool in
support of an argument you wish to destroy?

--
tussock

<cough> Michael Moore. </cough>
 
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"MisterMichael" <mistermichael@earthlink.net> wrote in message
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> Jeff Goslin wrote:
> > "Michael Scott Brown" <mistermichael@earthlink.net> wrote in message
> > > And yet, you cannot seem to show us a single one, you *pussy*.
> >
> > Actually, just recently, I actually bothered to show how the "logic"
> you use
> > was incorrect. See the example clearly displaying ad hominem
> recently.
>
> Just one problem, Jeffie. You utterly, completely, and decisively
> *buggered that up*.

Not entirely unexpectedly, and precisely as predicted, you simply ignore the
facts that are presented to you, tell everyone that your opponent is wrong,
without actually showing how that is the case in any way.

You wonder why nobody bothers to correct you, well, it's for this reason
right here. Any real correction is simply ignored and dismissed as wrong.
There is no point in trying to actually argue with you because you refuse to
acknowledge real arguments, and resume your character assassinations.

> > I have, on more than one occassion, you simply refuse to acknowledge
> that
> > such proof has been provided.
>
> No. You have asserted that you *could*, usually after snipping
> pages of arguments that splatter you all over the pavement.

Hehe. You amuse me.

> You have never done so!

I have, just now was simply ONE example. As noted above, you responded with
your standard response of "nuh-uh" and went on the offensive. At least we
can count on your consistency.

> You have claimed the presence of ad hominem fallacies repeatedly,
> yet when pressed we found that your "definition" of such encompasses
> *any* comment about *anyone* under *any* circumstance (given your
> recent mistakes, at any rate- you were closer to correct earlier in the
> discussion). The definition you (mis)use is so broad as to be without
> use. A simple reductio examination of the implications of your
> definition destroys its credibility. A simple examination of the
> sources you use for your overly expansive (and constantly changing)
> definition shows that *YOU MISINTERPRETED THEM*, and committed a major
> deductive fallacy in the process, as Bradd would say it.

No. It is you who has demonstrably misinterpreted the fallacy. Many times
over. Not that you bother to recognize it.

> All you have to do, Jeffie, is take the arguments I've offered
> (labelled and all!) (*in context*), and *show* how they represent
> fallacy-ridden reasoning.

I would bother to do it point by point if I thought it would do any good,
but since it obviously does NOT do any good, I will simply sit back and
watch you flounder.

> Come on, Jeffie! PROVE IT TO THE *NEWSGROUP*. Make your case

Appeal to the masses.

> somewhere besides your own imagination. The arguments are out there.

Ad hominem.

> All you have to do is "destroy them". Here - not in your dreams. If
> you think about it - which you can't - you have committed another

Ad hominem.

> fallacy in your insistence that you don't have to confront the
> arguments because you assert that *I* won't be convinced.

Argument by doggedness.

> One: AM I THE ONLY PERSON HERE? Why should *my* putative
> stubbornness free you from the obligation to support your claims?

You are the only one arguing.

> Two: Appealing the qualities of an interlocutor (such as his
> cruelty, fascism, or stubborness) to dismiss the need to actually
> provide a counterargument supporting your claims that they are wrong is
> AD HOMINEM FALLACY. Ironic, eh? What a clod.

It's not ad hominem when the credibility of the arguer is the focus of the
argument. In this instance, the reason I have been hesitant to engage you
is because you are intellectually dishonest, and refuse to acknowledge
arguments that have merit. As such, it is ultimately your credibility that
is at question(your credibility in responding to an argument in an
acceptable fashion). Therefore, it is a logically acceptable ad hominem.

> PROOF IS ON THE POSITIVE CLAIMAINT. *You* claimed you could destroy
> the arguments that at present utterly obliterate the cause you claim to
> champion.

Burden of proof. You are willing to place the burden on me, but when I
respond with proof, you ignore it.

> Of course, neither you, chris, nor Bradd have been willing to take
> them on, which says rather a lot about who is actually doing the
> blustering here. But that's irrelevant.

Having your cake.

> Seven times now, you've seen fit to discuss without actually
> confronting any of the arguments. Once, you tried to harp at a
> *blatantly* out of context quote, and *still* got the definition of ad
> hominem completely wrong, and now you're COMMITTING AD HOMINEM
> FALALCIES while you make your excuses as to why you get to declare
> victory without doing battle!

You try to declare victory without being INVOLVED in the battle. You fire a
salvo, and then completely ignore the response. No point in trying to
convince you.

> Here's a hint, Jeffie. Stop. You've shamed yourself utterly.

Ad hominem.

> You've made this claim two or three times now. Yet, when given an
> opportunity to highlight which passages of the Big Arguments were
> bluster, you balk at every opportunity. It's not as if they weren't
> just provided to you in a convenient list!

Not so much, actually. Every time I bother, including, I predict, this
time, you will entirely ignore it, or overblow it with bluster.

> Can't you identify the bluster, Jeffie?
> Hmm?

Rhetorical questioning.

> There's a big difference between the grownups here, and *you*,

Ad hominem.

> Jeffie. We can back up our smack. We can *show* the newsgroup exactly
> why you are wrong, and do so repeatedly, with evidence and arguments.

Facts not in evidence.

> You, on the other hand, sit there and pretend that nobody said
> anything, and simply repeat your mistaken positions over and over
> again. No argument. No support. When you do try to offer an argument,
> it is *always wrong* and is quickly dismantled accordingly.

Facts not in evidence.

> Look at you, Goslin! You've been sitting here insisting that an
> unusual berry could not *possibly* be mistaken for an unusual egg in
> real life, much less in a fantasy world with magic (!!!). Why? Because
> you know what eggs are like, and that the shell would be a giveaway...
> Right there, you proved your ignorance to the world (again). Many kinds
> of egg do not have shells. And not all berries (at all stages in their
> growth) are even remotely sweet or berry-like. You are, as usual,
> extrapolating foolishly from a position of complete ignorance.

Exception that proves the rule.

> Jeff Goslin: Wrong about Ad Hominem
>
> Wrong about eggs and berries
>
> Wrong for our country!

Ad hominem.

--
Jeff Goslin - MCSD - www.goslin.info
It's not a god complex when you're always right
 
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"Malachias Invictus" <capt_malachias@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> > It's stunning to me that you would claim that YOU could not tell the
> > difference between a berry and an egg.
>
> Between *every* berry and *every* egg, with 100% certainty? Hubristic
much?

Let's just say that if I were a betting man, I would lay pretty good odds on
me figuring out which of a variety of "objects" were eggs and which were
berries, after examination and consumption.

Do you honestly think you would have difficulty with that? Perhaps it's
just that you're trying to be difficult?

> > Absolutely stunning. Somehow you
> > are convinced that *I* am the moron because I actually *CAN* tell the
> > difference between a berry and an egg.
>
> You demonstrate once again, your skill at juice-wearing.

Well, they *are* berries.

--
Jeff Goslin - MCSD - www.goslin.info
It's not a god complex when you're always right
 
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"Jeff Goslin" <autockr@comcast.net> wrote in message
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> "Malachias Invictus" <capt_malachias@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:La2dnQAwvc05CfjfRVn-rg@comcast.com...
>> > It's stunning to me that you would claim that YOU could not tell the
>> > difference between a berry and an egg.
>>
>> Between *every* berry and *every* egg, with 100% certainty? Hubristic
> much?
>
> Let's just say that if I were a betting man, I would lay pretty good odds
> on
> me figuring out which of a variety of "objects" were eggs and which were
> berries, after examination and consumption.

Are you 100% certain you would get every single one correct?

> Do you honestly think you would have difficulty with that?

I have no idea, because I have not had exposure to the vast majority of egg
and berry varieties in the world. Actually, I suspect that there are some
that would be difficult to discern. In a fanatasy world, I would not be
surprised at all to find examples that were difficult to impossible to
discern.

> Perhaps it's just that you're trying to be difficult?

No, I merely acknowledge the limits of my own experience.

>> > Absolutely stunning. Somehow you
>> > are convinced that *I* am the moron because I actually *CAN* tell the
>> > difference between a berry and an egg.
>>
>> You demonstrate once again, your skill at juice-wearing.
>
> Well, they *are* berries.

It isn't berry juice.

--
^v^v^Malachias Invictus^v^v^

It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishment the scroll,
I am the Master of my fate:
I am the Captain of my soul.

from _Invictus_, by William Ernest Henley
 
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In article <TLqdnclamd-UFvjfRVn-iQ@comcast.com>,
Jeff Goslin <autockr@comcast.net> wrote:
>"Matt Frisch" <matuse73@yahoo.spam.me.not.com> wrote in message
>news:6sta61lr71vlvp6mrkkonhcjcuqdcfll88@4ax.com...
>> Jeff apparently doesn't believe in retconning.
>
>"Retconning"? Not familiar with the term. A quick google search say that
>it's "Retroactive Continuity", claiming that something always was true.
>
>http://www.google.com/search?num=100&hl=en&lr=&rls=GGLC,GGLC:1969-53,GGLC:en&oi=defmore&q=define:Retcon
>
>To be honest with you, I would have thought that such an obvious version of
>reality shifting would be considered abhorrent by the "good DM's" in the
>crowd. In more than one instance, my suggestions that fall in line with a
>version of "retconning" have always been deemed bad DMing, apparently only
>because they are a version of Rule Zero, essentially.

Aside from in bad soap operas, retconning appears to most often be used to fix
a major problem like a TPK. I can't give examples, but they've been discussed
in rgf.advocacy occasionally.
--
"Yo' ideas need to be thinked befo' they are say'd" - Ian Lamb, age 3.5
http://www.cs.queensu.ca/~dalamb/ qucis->cs to reply (it's a long story...)
 
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"David Alex Lamb" <dalamb@qucis.queensu.ca> wrote in message
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> Aside from in bad soap operas, retconning appears to most often be used to
fix
> a major problem like a TPK. I can't give examples, but they've been
discussed
> in rgf.advocacy occasionally.

Or perhaps to fix a major problem like out of balance characters causing
envy and jealousy caused by a magic item that is unbalanced in favor of one
character? Would that be an example? 😉

--
Jeff Goslin - MCSD - www.goslin.info
It's not a god complex when you're always right
 
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Matt Frisch <matuse73@yahoo.spam.me.not.com> wrote:
> On Tue, 19 Apr 2005 16:46:48 +0100, "Symbol" <jb70@talk21.com> scribed into
> the ether:
>
>>
>>"Malachias Invictus" <capt_malachias@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>news:wtednfgXPI5cu_jfRVn-gg@comcast.com...
>>>
>>> "Symbol" <jb70@talk21.com> wrote in message
>>> news:g-udnWeYW56xIfnfRVnytw@pipex.net...
>>>
>>> > Never heard of them (Boisenberries)!
>>>
>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boysenberry
>>
>>Californian eh? Nothing good ever came out of or lived in California!
>
> You've never had a pie made from them...yum.

A pie made from Californians? What's that taste like?

Me, I think I'd rather have a blackberry pie. Or an apple pie. One of
my trees is a Gravenstein... best-tasting apple I've ever found, crisp,
and juicy. Great for cooking.


Keith
--
Keith Davies "Trying to sway him from his current kook-
keith.davies@kjdavies.org rant with facts is like trying to create
keith.davies@gmail.com a vacuum in a room by pushing the air
http://www.kjdavies.org/ out with your hands." -- Matt Frisch
 
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"Keith Davies" <keith.davies@kjdavies.org> wrote in message
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> Matt Frisch <matuse73@yahoo.spam.me.not.com> wrote:
>> On Tue, 19 Apr 2005 16:46:48 +0100, "Symbol" <jb70@talk21.com> scribed
>> into
>> the ether:
>>
>>>
>>>"Malachias Invictus" <capt_malachias@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>news:wtednfgXPI5cu_jfRVn-gg@comcast.com...
>>>>
>>>> "Symbol" <jb70@talk21.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:g-udnWeYW56xIfnfRVnytw@pipex.net...
>>>>
>>>> > Never heard of them (Boisenberries)!
>>>>
>>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boysenberry
>>>
>>>Californian eh? Nothing good ever came out of or lived in California!
>>
>> You've never had a pie made from them...yum.
>
> A pie made from Californians? What's that taste like?

Chicken.

> Me, I think I'd rather have a blackberry pie.

Blackberry is great. Boysenberry is a bit sweeter, and a bit less sour, as
I recall.

> Or an apple pie. One of
> my trees is a Gravenstein... best-tasting apple I've ever found, crisp,
> and juicy. Great for cooking.

Agreed on all counts.

--
^v^v^Malachias Invictus^v^v^

It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishment the scroll,
I am the Master of my fate:
I am the Captain of my soul.

from _Invictus_, by William Ernest Henley
 
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Michael Scott Brown wrote:
>
> You, Jeff Goslin, have damaged your reputation quite
> decisively through the simple act of posting to this
> newsgroup while simultaneously being ignorant,
> stupid, and arrogant.

This is a statement I believe we can pretty much all agree on.

--
Nik
- remove vermin from email address to reply.
 
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Malachias Invictus <capt_malachias@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> "Keith Davies" <keith.davies@kjdavies.org> wrote in message
> news:slrnd6b3ph.45j.keith.davies@kjdavies.org...
>> Matt Frisch <matuse73@yahoo.spam.me.not.com> wrote:
>>> On Tue, 19 Apr 2005 16:46:48 +0100, "Symbol" <jb70@talk21.com> scribed
>>> into
>>> the ether:
>>>
>>>>
>>>>"Malachias Invictus" <capt_malachias@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>news:wtednfgXPI5cu_jfRVn-gg@comcast.com...
>>>>>
>>>>> "Symbol" <jb70@talk21.com> wrote in message
>>>>> news:g-udnWeYW56xIfnfRVnytw@pipex.net...
>>>>>
>>>>> > Never heard of them (Boisenberries)!
>>>>>
>>>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boysenberry
>>>>
>>>>Californian eh? Nothing good ever came out of or lived in California!
>>>
>>> You've never had a pie made from them...yum.
>>
>> A pie made from Californians? What's that taste like?
>
> Chicken.

I would've expected pork.

>> Me, I think I'd rather have a blackberry pie.
>
> Blackberry is great. Boysenberry is a bit sweeter, and a bit less
> sour, as I recall.

I prefer them a bit more tart. Not actually *sour*, but I do try to
pick blackberries before they're fully ripe. Black but still firm, and
I don't ensure that there's *no* red on them. They're also better for
jam that way.

>> Or an apple pie. One of my trees is a Gravenstein... best-tasting
>> apple I've ever found, crisp, and juicy. Great for cooking.
>
> Agreed on all counts.

Yeah, these are great apples. Eating them is literally 'take a bite,
chew three times, swallow juice, finish chewing, swallow rest'.

I even got a plum off one of my trees last year. A plum tree,
obviously. I'm hoping for more this year. I'm also hoping for more
cherries this year than I got last year.

(Just so you know: 2 pear, 2 plum, 2 cherry, 2 hazelnut, 1 walnut, six
apple. Cherries and two apples producing, rest are only a few years old
now... may get *some* off them this year, but don't expect much.)


Keith
--
Keith Davies "Trying to sway him from his current kook-
keith.davies@kjdavies.org rant with facts is like trying to create
keith.davies@gmail.com a vacuum in a room by pushing the air
http://www.kjdavies.org/ out with your hands." -- Matt Frisch
 
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"Keith Davies" <keith.davies@kjdavies.org> wrote in message
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> Malachias Invictus <capt_malachias@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>
>> "Keith Davies" <keith.davies@kjdavies.org> wrote in message
>> news:slrnd6b3ph.45j.keith.davies@kjdavies.org...
>>> Matt Frisch <matuse73@yahoo.spam.me.not.com> wrote:
>>>> On Tue, 19 Apr 2005 16:46:48 +0100, "Symbol" <jb70@talk21.com> scribed
>>>> into
>>>> the ether:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>"Malachias Invictus" <capt_malachias@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>news:wtednfgXPI5cu_jfRVn-gg@comcast.com...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Symbol" <jb70@talk21.com> wrote in message
>>>>>> news:g-udnWeYW56xIfnfRVnytw@pipex.net...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> > Never heard of them (Boisenberries)!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boysenberry
>>>>>
>>>>>Californian eh? Nothing good ever came out of or lived in California!
>>>>
>>>> You've never had a pie made from them...yum.
>>>
>>> A pie made from Californians? What's that taste like?
>>
>> Chicken.
>
> I would've expected pork.
>
>>> Me, I think I'd rather have a blackberry pie.
>>
>> Blackberry is great. Boysenberry is a bit sweeter, and a bit less
>> sour, as I recall.
>
> I prefer them a bit more tart. Not actually *sour*, but I do try to
> pick blackberries before they're fully ripe. Black but still firm, and
> I don't ensure that there's *no* red on them. They're also better for
> jam that way.

Agreed. Still, Boysenberry syrup is nice.

>>> Or an apple pie. One of my trees is a Gravenstein... best-tasting
>>> apple I've ever found, crisp, and juicy. Great for cooking.
>>
>> Agreed on all counts.
>
> Yeah, these are great apples. Eating them is literally 'take a bite,
> chew three times, swallow juice, finish chewing, swallow rest'.

Yum.

> I even got a plum off one of my trees last year. A plum tree,
> obviously. I'm hoping for more this year. I'm also hoping for more
> cherries this year than I got last year.
>
> (Just so you know: 2 pear, 2 plum, 2 cherry, 2 hazelnut, 1 walnut, six
> apple. Cherries and two apples producing, rest are only a few years old
> now... may get *some* off them this year, but don't expect much.)

You have a regular orchard going on, don't you?

--
^v^v^Malachias Invictus^v^v^

It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishment the scroll,
I am the Master of my fate:
I am the Captain of my soul.

from _Invictus_, by William Ernest Henley
 
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Bradd wrote:
>>> You [MSB] have repeatedly claimed that courtrooms are different, but
>>> you have not established that the difference is substantial or
>>> relevant. Until you do, you are guilty of the genitive fallacy.

tussock wrote:
> Ad hominem is used to refer to _any personal attack_ in certain modern
> texts, look it up.

I did look it up, after you brought it up the first time, and I must
have been reading a different definition than you were, because the
usage note in the AH4 only vaguely resembled your description of it. I
can only assume that you introduced significant personal bias into your
paraphrase, and probably also into your initial reading.

Furthermore, the sources I quoted -- especially the last one -- show
that they aren't using "ad hominem" to mean just any personal attack,
but only when talking about substantial and irrelevant attacks.
--
Bradd W. Szonye
http://www.szonye.com/bradd
 
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Michael Scott Brown wrote:
>>> "Attacking the person ****INSTEAD***** of attacking his argument"

chris.spol@gmail.com wrote:
>> If I state you are wrong because (i) you're premise doesn't support
>> your concusion and (ii) you are stupid, I have committed an ad
>> hominem.

Justin Bacon wrote:
> Huh. You'd think that with capital letters and *nine* stars for
> emphasis, you'd find it hard to overlook the word "INSTEAD" in that
> definition, but apparently not. Is it perhaps the definition of the
> word "INSTEAD" that you're struggling with?

No, just the fact that it's inconclusive. Suppose that I make two
claims: one is well-reasoned, and one attacks you instead of your
argument. MSB insists that this is not "ad hominem fallacy" -- but
there's that word "instead."

Furthermore, MSB's claim is inconsistent. He insists that it's not ad
hominem fallacy if you write it in addition to a well-reasoned argument.
But what if you write it in addition to a poorly-reasoned argument? Does
it suddenly become ad hominem fallacy then?

He misses the point, which is that ad hominem is a fallacy because it is
prejudicial and worthless, not because it is illogical. He misses the
point that /all/ informal fallacies are like that. He keeps taking
definitions out of context, like the one above, and keeps insisting that
experts "misuse" terms when they disagree with his definitions, even
though he admits to lacking even basic knowledge of critical thinking
like the difference between formal and informal fallacy.

Despite this, he keeps declaring victory by fiat. It's a classic case of
Goslin-Wilson Syndrome.
--
Bradd W. Szonye
http://www.szonye.com/bradd
 
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On 19 Apr 2005 19:23:05 +1200, Robert Singers
<rsingers@finger.hotmail.com> carved upon a tablet of ether:

> Actually they share more in common then they have differences. <MSB>
> Moron </MSB>

I've been thinking that a term like "omnimoronic" might be
appropriate.


--
Rupert Boleyn <rboleyn@paradise.net.nz>
"Just because the truth will set you free doesn't mean the truth itself
should be free."
 
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"Rupert Boleyn" <rboleyn@paradise.net.nz> wrote in message
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> On 19 Apr 2005 19:23:05 +1200, Robert Singers
> <rsingers@finger.hotmail.com> carved upon a tablet of ether:
>
>> Actually they share more in common then they have differences. <MSB>
>> Moron </MSB>
>
> I've been thinking that a term like "omnimoronic" might be
> appropriate.

Clever.

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It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishment the scroll,
I am the Master of my fate:
I am the Captain of my soul.

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On Tue, 19 Apr 2005 07:47:54 GMT, Matt Frisch
<matuse73@yahoo.spam.me.not.com> carved upon a tablet of ether:

> On Tue, 19 Apr 2005 12:35:52 +1200, Rupert Boleyn <rboleyn@paradise.net.nz>
> scribed into the ether:
>
> >On Mon, 18 Apr 2005 17:14:11 GMT, Matt Frisch
> ><matuse73@yahoo.spam.me.not.com> carved upon a tablet of ether:
> >
> >> There are differences enough. Pull a raspberry off the vine, and you get a
> >> fairly sturdy cone with a hollowed out base.
> >
> >Most of the raspberries I've picked have either come apart into
> >individual spheres, or have been roughly spherical clusters of
> >spheres.
>
> You pick them too ripe :)

If they're not ripe, and you're picking them you are clearly one of
those evil commerical types who ships semi-ripe goods in the hopes
it'll be edible by the time it gets to market.

Besides, as everyone knows, berries such as raspberries and
blackberries should be picked when ripe becuase half the experience of
picking and eating them is in getting juice all over you and your
clothes.


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"Just because the truth will set you free doesn't mean the truth itself
should be free."
 
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On Wed, 20 Apr 2005 01:34:20 +1200, Rupert Boleyn <rboleyn@paradise.net.nz>
scribed into the ether:

>On Tue, 19 Apr 2005 07:47:54 GMT, Matt Frisch
><matuse73@yahoo.spam.me.not.com> carved upon a tablet of ether:
>
>> On Tue, 19 Apr 2005 12:35:52 +1200, Rupert Boleyn <rboleyn@paradise.net.nz>
>> scribed into the ether:
>>
>> >On Mon, 18 Apr 2005 17:14:11 GMT, Matt Frisch
>> ><matuse73@yahoo.spam.me.not.com> carved upon a tablet of ether:
>> >
>> >> There are differences enough. Pull a raspberry off the vine, and you get a
>> >> fairly sturdy cone with a hollowed out base.
>> >
>> >Most of the raspberries I've picked have either come apart into
>> >individual spheres, or have been roughly spherical clusters of
>> >spheres.
>>
>> You pick them too ripe :)
>
>If they're not ripe, and you're picking them you are clearly one of
>those evil commerical types who ships semi-ripe goods in the hopes
>it'll be edible by the time it gets to market.

If by shipping you refer to the time it takes to get them from the bush to
my mouth, then I guess so.

>Besides, as everyone knows, berries such as raspberries and
>blackberries should be picked when ripe becuase half the experience of
>picking and eating them is in getting juice all over you and your
>clothes.

Red blackberries are better than black ones. Crunchy, and oh-so-sour.
 
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On Tue, 19 Apr 2005 09:05:41 +0100, "Symbol" <jb70@talk21.com> carved
upon a tablet of ether:

> > Raspberry?
> > Blackberry?
> > Cranberry?
>
> I will add Gooseberries to your list. Vile, vile things when raw.

Good in tarts and pies, though.


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should be free."
 
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On 19 Apr 2005 19:25:41 +1200, Robert Singers
<rsingers@finger.hotmail.com> carved upon a tablet of ether:

> Between saving the world and having a spot of tea Rupert Boleyn said
>
> > Lychees have a hard outer shell, too. Cranberries I don't know much
> > about - what's usually called a cranberry over here (an import from
> > southern Africa, I think) is very different from the US cranberry -
> > it's a red skinned berry with a soft white flesh, and makes very nice
> > fruit pies and such, but hasn't much potential for juicing.
>
> Really? We get Cranberrys similiar to Blueberrys and Cranberrys which are
> really some form of swamp guava. So which one are you refering to?

The latter, I suspect. A dense bush with small leaves and fairly
uninteresting little white flowers, IIRC. My parents have a row of
them that produces lots of berries, which make a nice jelly. I prefer
their fijoas though.


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should be free."
 
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Between saving the world and having a spot of tea Rupert Boleyn said

> The latter, I suspect. A dense bush with small leaves and fairly
> uninteresting little white flowers, IIRC. My parents have a row of
> them that produces lots of berries, which make a nice jelly. I prefer
> their fijoas though.

<nit> feijoa </nit>

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Rob Singers
"All your Ron are belong to us"
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Between saving the world and having a spot of tea Jeff Goslin said

>> Between *every* berry and *every* egg, with 100% certainty?
>> Hubristic much?
>
> Let's just say that if I were a betting man, I would lay pretty good
> odds on me figuring out which of a variety of "objects" were eggs and
> which were berries, after examination and consumption.

Yes indeed, that's why there are truisms like "A fool and his money are
soon parted".

--
Rob Singers
"All your Ron are belong to us"
Credo Elvem ipsum etiam vivere
 
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"Robert Singers" <rsingers@finger.hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> Between saving the world and having a spot of tea Jeff Goslin said
>
> >> Between *every* berry and *every* egg, with 100% certainty?
> >> Hubristic much?
> >
> > Let's just say that if I were a betting man, I would lay pretty good
> > odds on me figuring out which of a variety of "objects" were eggs and
> > which were berries, after examination and consumption.
>
> Yes indeed, that's why there are truisms like "A fool and his money are
> soon parted".

Which implies that you believe only a fool would lay money on that sort of
bet? Which further implies that you do not have the confidence to
differentiate two sets of objects, those sets comprised entirely of ONLY
eggs and ONLY berries? If you had been assured that a box contained only
two general items, berries and eggs, you do not believe that you could sort
them with 100% accuracy into their respective groups? That's pretty sad,
dude.

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Jeff Goslin - MCSD - www.goslin.info
It's not a god complex when you're always right
 

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