Pretty Sure I have a virus, can't open most programs so can't open malwarebytes EVEN IN SAFE MODE

Solution
Assuming you really have a virus

If you have all your photos and personal information backed up, then use your windows disk to format your hard disk and re-install windows.

If you don't have a backup, buy a new cheap HDD, install windows on that with your other drive unplugged,
switch off, then reconnect it so you have 2 HDD
boot your computer using the new windows installation
copy all jpg and docs and emails from old hdd to new one. Don't copy any programs.
Format your old hdd.

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Assuming you really have a virus

If you have all your photos and personal information backed up, then use your windows disk to format your hard disk and re-install windows.

If you don't have a backup, buy a new cheap HDD, install windows on that with your other drive unplugged,
switch off, then reconnect it so you have 2 HDD
boot your computer using the new windows installation
copy all jpg and docs and emails from old hdd to new one. Don't copy any programs.
Format your old hdd.
 
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