Pub Installs Pee-controlled Video Games in Bathrooms

[gm0n3y]

Now match this to facial recognition and keep persistent stats. Allow levelling options based on accumulated experience points.

Sigh... if I wasn't at 'work', I'd be playing Skyrim right now.

 

[NuclearShadow]

I can get drunk, and play video games when I pee!? Count me in, I'm going for the high-score!

 

[zak_mckraken]

It gives the phrase "playing with my penis" a whole new meaning! I can think of some potential problems with such a game though :

- Moving left to right while passing a couple of cold ones could do some splash damage.
- Getting shoved by the guy next to you trying to get the high score.
- Crossing the streams. It would be bad.

Still, I'd be curious to try it if it ever comes in Canada!

 

[clonazepam]

Mine starts to burn if I keep trying to force more urine out that doesn't want to come out.

Now, if I was really really drunk, and only because I was really really drunk, I might think it was funny to urinate all over the screen.

Don't raise your arms and cheer too excitedly when you win.

Men everywhere will be asking their buddies to go to the "powder room" with them.

Women upset they don't have a game.

Women won't actually sit on the seat, so they usually make a bigger mess of their bathrooms than us men. Maybe they need a pressure sensitive type game to encourage them to actually sit down.

 

[oldnick25]

Do I lose if I don't have enough pee, to reach the end of the hill? Not good for small bladders....

 

[festerovic]

This is the kinda software I thought was going to come out on the Wii.

 

[milktea]

What if I want to do a jump with 360 degree spins on the ski. How do I do that?

 

[megahustler]

Barkeep! I need a large beer stat! I'm almost at level 7...

 

[n-dru]

Large Bladder = wall hack!

 

[g-unit1111]

Guess this takes the idea of a peeing contest to whole new levels. :lol:

 

[nikorr]

Serious addiction only!

 

[JOSHSKORN]

So what happens when one of these machines fails? How will we know where to pee? How will we know if we're too far to the left or to the right? Hey we're pretty reliant on our gadgets nowadays, that such a "brain fart" may not be too farfetched.

 

[manu 11]

Ok, time to practice

 

[eddieroolz]

Too bad the game would only run for 10-20 seconds!