Reasons why the US don't want to invade Canada

[Reynod]

1. Its too cold? Wait ... what about Alaska?

 

[wanamingo]

We prefer to just lock them in ice cages and beat them in Hockey every year.

Speaking from experience the Canadian border is almost identical to wall the black brothers guard, I think some of the footage may have been shot there. Heavy magiks on the wall will only let through their Canadian comedians and hot women, which as you know is a form of currency in some places in America.

 

[riser]

2. Newfies.
3. Pike.
4. Nothing to gain, John Candy died long ago.
5. Strange Brew is a cult classic and they're not making movies anymore.

 

[Reynod]

6. The Mounties !!

 

[amdfangirl]

Dudley Do-right? 😛

 

[JAYDEEJOHN]

Wed just screw up their beer, and they got great beer

 

[riser]

We have better liquor though.

 

[JAYDEEJOHN]

True, but crown is good

 

[dogman_1234]

Reasons USA won't invade Canada:

1) Too socialist
2) Too icy
3) Bad beer...so I heard
4) The French
5) One pissed off Queen of England
6) Loss of cheap meds and lower drinking age
7) 'Eh?'
8) Curling
9) Washington State (don't ask why.)
and...
10) They would get to have Obama or Romney as President.

 

[JAYDEEJOHN]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayOlQ9If_cA
Easy dog, you may be starting an international incident, the beers good

 

[Reynod]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ic3xNfEP_o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3JMSTPSsbU&feature=related

 

[riser]

The beer is good and curling is fun. It is their equivalent to bowling.. except you get food, more alcohol, and you don't have to do as much. Plus you get to watch people fall on the ice.

 

[wanamingo]

Arent we all brothers in the Ex-British colony club?

 

[riser]

I'm not.

 

[wanamingo]

Those Quebec bastards dont know how to drive.

The terrorize our two lane highways, driving right down the middle and swerve through traffic.

Crazy...

Nice city though.

 

[JAYDEEJOHN]

As Yankees, we dont have to dote on doubt and dote, and wonder why they sound so much the same, and we couldnt tolerate all the French being spoke, better left alone

 

[Reynod]

Hey steady on ... some of us love the French here.

 

[JAYDEEJOHN]

http://www.bundyology.com/french.html
[ A family screams at the Bundy's and runs away ]
Peggy: "We're only Americans. Why'd they run?"
Al: "They must be French. It takes so little."

 

[gropouce]

Hey steady on ... [strike]some[/strike] very few of us love the French here.

really?

 

[Reynod]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-AWBfxsL6k&feature=g-logo

 

[wanamingo]

Those shifty canuks asking questions.

 

[gropouce]

Shoot them all.
US = good people
foreigners = evil

 

[amdfangirl]

You should see the conspiracy against freedom thread in the Linux section.

http://www.tomshardware.com/forum/page-238033_50_100.html#t872360

 

[Reynod]

Those shifty canuks asking questions.

I would behave no differently than that guy did.

Those border people are arrogant tossers.

 

[gropouce]

I just wanted to add that those who don't want "french" in their country may change their nationality.