Sheen's Korner

[Reynod]

Attention trolls and members of the movement.

Get your daily dose of tiger's blood here ...

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/entertainment/confidential/charlie-sheen-takes-swipe-at-ex-wives-on-inaugural-internet-show/story-e6frf96o-1226016780723

Reminds me of Duke Nukem without the gun ...

 

[badge]

I have brought out all my old Charlie Sheen movies. My son is asking questions. Besides living the life of Hefner, Charlie Sheen's lifestyle is on now his radar. I showed him Platoon on friday and have Young Guns on DVD ready to show tomorrow.

My son is WAY beyond Duke regarding his concept of the scheme of things.

Check your local listings folks.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20110304/media_nm/us_media_charliesheen_sirius

 

[buwish]

If he keeps all this up without OD'ing or anything, he may have a chance to get on network TV. Sad thing is that the ratings would probably be through the roof.

 

[Reynod]

Aaahh ... the upside of bipolar disorder rarely pushes beyond 4 weeks ... he hasn't long to go before he comes crashing down and seeks solace in a small white room with some lithium and a 24hr watch.

Iv;e been wiating for him to do a "I can fly" eposide off a roof ... like in that movie with Richard Gere ...

Poor guy ...

 

[buwish]

I checked out a bit of episode 3 and he looked like crap, i.e. tired looking, skinny, bony face, etc... He's either off the wagon yet again or we're just seeing the physical toll his last bender took on him.

But yes, once the high portion of BPD wears off, he'll probably be dead, in prison, or rehab.

 

[badge]

The Internet and Charlie. Could we live without it?

http://charliesheenjewishnamegenerator.org/

 

[Reynod]

I captured, painted, trained, and have on a leash ... my very own yellow cockroach.

 

[badge]

Should have trained first then painted. Much easier to stay in the lines that way. Even Charlie knows that much. What is that in this man's mouth? I thought it was nose hair, but naw can't be.


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[badge]

Carlos Irwin Estevez. Carlos Irwin? Guess it's no so bad compared to this.

http://www.sj-r.com/breaking/x1685474631/Pedestrian-hit-by-car

 

[Reynod]

badge I popped your real name in and got this:

Jonathan Liebowitz

 

[Reynod]

Shmeli Katz is mine.

Now that we are bone fide Jewish arms dealers I wish to get in contact with the rebels as my first shipment of 12" flaming Ewok mortars are ready to ship.

See the other "Top Secret" thread for reference:


These were bred facing Mecca and are Shiite Ewoks ...

My Syrian frieed "Mua'dib" will be handling the transfers and has agreed to bring me back a couple of crates of good Turkish coffee on the return trip.

If there are any British tourists who try to catch a lift on the way out please place them on the bilge pumps as the Panamanian clinker isn't so seaworthy.

 

[badge]

When will the shipment of ink pens with our company logo be available? What is our company logo again?

 

[Reynod]

MuaDibs Small Arms Pty Ltd.

I'm looking for the "Eastern" angle ...

We will use your wife's Cayman Island Account ... the one she is stashing all of the real money from your medical practice ... with the aim of leaving you one day.

I'd keep your eye on Roger (her new Pool cleaning boy) if I were you.

 

[badge]

I just typed a reply. Apparently thoe words have become...lost? Here is a brief synopsis of what that reply entailed.

Sister in law the M.D. will be moving in soon. Can provide medical care to Ewok Mortar third shift swing men, but limited to plastic injection molding injury, allergy and internal medicine related care. She can't cook, but she has developed a home cure for Mesothelioma Cancer. She is also very good at asbestos brake design research & development as well as has her foot in the door at the Peace Corps. In addition, I can arrange for the guatamalan slave women to leave the company riverboat bed breakfast and armory and work as medical asistants giving the men work ups. I have some marketing ideas. Send money to hear them.

* do you believe my message was lost a second time! Wonder if the power outage has anything to do with it. My CMOS battery is stressed to stay connected.

 

[Reynod]

Mate you have got your hands full so perhaps just be a silent partner and I'll get StrangeStranger to take the boat over with the arms.

He is dispensable if we get raided by either the RSPCA or Israeli Secret police.

Nobody here will miss him ... alternatively we could get Bu to steer the boat.

If you have a relative you don't like we could get them to go?

I have some redneck relatives in south Australia but I am not sure if they can follow directions or stay sober long enough to get there.

They might also be fond of Ewok BBQ steaks ... that could squeeze our profit margins.

If your sister has found a cure for cancer that's great ... keep it to yourself at the moment and I'll see if we can milk a few billion out of Steve J.

Our quest for world domination seems to be coming together.

 

[Reynod]

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