I can't buy that. That would be someone using captialism to get ahead. That's what I, the Occupy-tardo movement, am supposed to get against.
I'll go beat up one of my fellow homeless mask wearing associates and take theirs. Besides, I live in a tent, on public grounds, and don't have a job. I don't have money which is why I need the mask to get my entitlements of food, Nikes, Xbox, and fancy cell phones.