Dearest Tom's Hardware brothers,
It is with great sadness and epic disappointment that I write to all of you today. One cannot imagine the pain that I DookieDraws, am going through as I sit here and type this while the ever-constant flow of tears trickle down my handsome face. I haven't been this upset since that time I sat on my new pack of crayons and broke them all into at the young and tender age of 30. Anyway, all of the winners have now been announced, and unfortunately, I'm not one of them. However, please do not shed any tears for me, as I will be alright and only become stronger after this latest failure in trying to win something. I would also like to take this time to congratulate those of you who were lucky enough to win. Congrats guys, and may you all soon be infected with herpes! 😛 Juuuuuuuuuuust kidding!
Seriously, congrats to all of you and enjoy those awesome prizes!