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How would you design a heatsink so it applies even pressure over that die size?
How do you keep the die or joints from cracking when it goes through a heating/expansion and cooling/contraction cycle?
 
Just regular microjet coolers would be lovely, but you guys are showing like legal size Culver's ads in a letter sized ad space, and it's trashing your columns. I'm not even getting swole from all the dairy, c'mon.