My idea to go to a Black Friday at a Walmart, would be to set up a great big table blocking the entrance to an extent, line it will all great home cooked meals, nicely decorated, wine, music, no cell phones, just family and some invited friends, baked goods, the works, some little gifts maybe, and really LACE into every person that walks into that Walmart, just randomly beat the living bejeezus out of them, and then sit back down and resume dinner.