I cant turn water into wine but, with enough to drink my blood has the alcohol content of Sangria.
Religion is a lot like a (male appendage).
Its fine to have one.
Its fine to be proud of it.
But please dont whip it out in public and start waving it around.
And PLEASE dont try to shove it down my (undefineable syntax) throat.
Christians are fine, your institutions are messed up though.