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Werner Spahl wrote:
> On Wed, 26 Jan 2005 cr0n1k@hotmail.com wrote:
>
> > HL2 has a wonderful, inspired story.
>
> Yes? Then give us a short summary here, why it is so great...
>
An evil corporation, ruled by a dictator is implanting a virus in
people's brains which removes their free will and makes them mindless
followers. The dictatorship appears benign, as the public face of it
constantly reminds all who will listen, but beneath the surface their
is a dastardly plan to take over all the computing power in the world
and use to some unspecified evil end (probably advertising).
Fortunately there are a few brave souls bright enough to realise that
this a Bad Thing and that it Must Be Stopped. For starters, all viruses
should come in shiny boxes and not humiliate you.
In the game you play the role of Gordon Difool, a ranting obsessive
with a single-minded aim - to bring down the evil corporation and
destroy its president, Gabe Breen.
Armed with a crowbar and a rage that makes you foam at the mouth, you
must find and destroy the corporation's main weapon; a powerful,
all-seeing, all-controlling computer system known only as Steam. Along
the way you must recruit what help you can from the 27,000 individuals
who really all exist and have really signed the petition and not used a
bot at all to fake their names and who also hate the machinations of
Breen and Steam.
Half-Life 2 brings back some of your favourite characters from the
original. Human grunts who just wade into flame battles with no regard
for their colleagues. Mindless zombies who simply follow the leader and
attack anyone nearby. Head crabs, who I can't fit into this analogy yet
but I'm working on it. And of course, Striders...
Can you scream long and hard enough to make Breen change his mind and
admit that Steam is wrong? Will your pubescent tantrums be eough to
make Breen realise how ugly he is? Can you stop Steam taking over the
world? And can you do all this before your mum gives you enough
pocketmoney to buy HL2 for yourself?
"9/10" - PC Gamer
"Surely GoTY" - Another PC Mag
"Genre Transcending" - cr0...@hotmail.com
"Valve is UGLY!" - difool
Werner Spahl wrote:
> On Wed, 26 Jan 2005 cr0n1k@hotmail.com wrote:
>
> > HL2 has a wonderful, inspired story.
>
> Yes? Then give us a short summary here, why it is so great...
>
An evil corporation, ruled by a dictator is implanting a virus in
people's brains which removes their free will and makes them mindless
followers. The dictatorship appears benign, as the public face of it
constantly reminds all who will listen, but beneath the surface their
is a dastardly plan to take over all the computing power in the world
and use to some unspecified evil end (probably advertising).
Fortunately there are a few brave souls bright enough to realise that
this a Bad Thing and that it Must Be Stopped. For starters, all viruses
should come in shiny boxes and not humiliate you.
In the game you play the role of Gordon Difool, a ranting obsessive
with a single-minded aim - to bring down the evil corporation and
destroy its president, Gabe Breen.
Armed with a crowbar and a rage that makes you foam at the mouth, you
must find and destroy the corporation's main weapon; a powerful,
all-seeing, all-controlling computer system known only as Steam. Along
the way you must recruit what help you can from the 27,000 individuals
who really all exist and have really signed the petition and not used a
bot at all to fake their names and who also hate the machinations of
Breen and Steam.
Half-Life 2 brings back some of your favourite characters from the
original. Human grunts who just wade into flame battles with no regard
for their colleagues. Mindless zombies who simply follow the leader and
attack anyone nearby. Head crabs, who I can't fit into this analogy yet
but I'm working on it. And of course, Striders...
Can you scream long and hard enough to make Breen change his mind and
admit that Steam is wrong? Will your pubescent tantrums be eough to
make Breen realise how ugly he is? Can you stop Steam taking over the
world? And can you do all this before your mum gives you enough
pocketmoney to buy HL2 for yourself?
"9/10" - PC Gamer
"Surely GoTY" - Another PC Mag
"Genre Transcending" - cr0...@hotmail.com
"Valve is UGLY!" - difool