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I'll wait for Schwarzenegger to release a wifi standard before upgrading. It'll have a learning chip in it, and mass adoption of the standard in California should help make it the standard everywhere. Plus, Arnold is far more articulate and has a better grasp of the English language than Stallone, which should help with marketing.
 
Chuck Norris would round house kick both of them in the face. His router ChuckFi-st is the ultimate in wireless communications.
 
Is Toms now becoming the Onion?

BTW a Par-Sec is the distance that an astronomical object would be if it had a parallax of exactly one second of arc (par-sec).

The parallax is the apparent shift in position of an object due to the revolution of the Earth around the Sun. By observing an object at six month intervals and measuring its apparent shift in position relative to further objects, we can measure its parallax.

Its not a measurement of speed or time.

The fake Terminator article was better and thats not saying much.
 
so im waiting for gokufi the ultimate in wireless communications. i bet one kamehameha and any mofo would get instantly fried. damn even superman got his ass handed to him by the awesomeness that is goku he didnt even have to go supersaiyan.
 
These garbage articles being mixed in with real articles is really starting to bug me.

You guys want humor, how about a humor section.
 
You need to test your eyes if you cant see the dot before the articles, and a explanation at the end of them. I personnally like a little giggle in the weekend.
 
[citation][nom]Sicundercover[/nom]Is Toms now becoming the Onion?BTW a Par-Sec is the distance that an astronomical object would be if it had a parallax of exactly one second of arc (par-sec).The parallax is the apparent shift in position of an object due to the revolution of the Earth around the Sun. By observing an object at six month intervals and measuring its apparent shift in position relative to further objects, we can measure its parallax.Its not a measurement of speed or time. The fake Terminator article was better and thats not saying much.[/citation]


I agree, come on, get back to what you do best, leave the bad humor to the onion. Don't destroy the tom brand...
 
[citation][nom]Sicundercover[/nom]Is Toms now becoming the Onion?BTW a Par-Sec is the distance that an astronomical object would be if it had a parallax of exactly one second of arc (par-sec).The parallax is the apparent shift in position of an object due to the revolution of the Earth around the Sun. By observing an object at six month intervals and measuring its apparent shift in position relative to further objects, we can measure its parallax.Its not a measurement of speed or time. The fake Terminator article was better and thats not saying much.[/citation]

It was in Star Wars!
 
[citation][nom]scimanal[/nom]I agree, come on, get back to what you do best, leave the bad humor to the onion. Don't destroy the tom brand...[/citation]

I don't understand why you guys complain....half the crap spewn on this website is fiction anyways...lol.
 
These are so much fun to read!

"CryFi, which will include a special router that is powered by the tears of orphaned children"

Brilliant!
 
Steve and Danno of HawaiiFi-O better watch out for the Dukes of Fi-O-Hazard!! Could get into an ugly jurisdiction fight!! Lol!! Not to mention having to contend with EA's Lawyers!! ROFL!!!
 
I too enjoy these weekend articles, as long as they stay technology related. If it werent for these I wouldnt have anything else to read anyway.

A chuck norris router could turn back time and anticipate your usuage and prevent any lag whatsoever. And give you a round house kick when you go to those virus loaded porn sites.
 
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