A Peek at Our Elves for the 2010 Holiday Guides

[sirmorluk]

None of them hold a candle to Jane.

 

[thesmokingman14]

Regardless of what people may say, your self worth is not determined by how good you look or how young you are (thank God). We eagerly await the new tech toys you girls want to show us. 🙂

 

[blackened144]

[citation][nom]sirmorluk[/nom]None of them hold a candle to Jane.[/citation]

I prefer my elves dual wielding pistols anyway..

 

[yzfr1guy]

Holy H4ck those babes are H0T!!! Nothing like some young sexy girls to make us n3rds click unto Toms more often

 

[Guest]

Really, Tom's Hardware, really? Way to perpetuate the stereo type of computer enthusiasts as sad, lonely people who gawk at pictures of women on the web. I'd really though that TH had more class than that.

 

[JMcEntegart]

[citation][nom]blackened144[/nom]I prefer my elves dual wielding pistols anyway..[/citation]

Aww, thanks!! That was a fun day! I'm glad my goofing off was so amusing to everyone else too.

 

[Blink]

[citation][nom]bonezy[/nom]Anyone else think the last model looks Claire Forlani-ish?[/citation]
Yes! She looks straight out of Mallrats!

 

[tpi2007]

[citation][nom]JMcEntegart[/nom]Well it's true! The shoot is over and the costumes are gone. You guys don't want that anyway! The mystery is all part of my allure.[/citation]


Well, you made a video unwrapping your copy of Starcraft 2, so...

 

[ceteras]

Well I think you saved the best for last...

 

[twist3d1080]

I'm sorry and I'm sure I will be rated down for this, but these girls are marginal at best. In the age of "models" doing down right nasty things for under $500 dollars Tom's couldn't have found some models who where more pleasing to the eye. Hell, I'm sure some of the female readers of this are a vast improvement over those gals.

 

[dark_lord69]

[citation][nom]kckrich[/nom]OMG!the second one looks like a Jalapeno Pepper.[/citation]
lol
I think my wife is hotter than all of these ladies.
(I'm a lucky man)

 

[jomofro39]

This story[citation][nom]Xenturion[/nom]Really, Tom's Hardware, really? Way to perpetuate the stereo type of computer enthusiasts as sad, lonely people who gawk at pictures of women on the web. I'd really though that TH had more class than that.[/citation]
He types as he gawks at pictures of women on the web. I dunno about you, but I gawk at women wherever they may be, I do not discriminate.

 

[scmarch]

It won't be Christmas without Sarah !

 

[exfileme]

They wouldn't let me be an elf. Must have been the scruff.

 

[Travis Beane]

[citation][nom]jomofro39[/nom]This storyHe types as he gawks at pictures of women on the web. I dunno about you, but I gawk at women wherever they may be, I do not discriminate.[/citation]
No discrimination! Equal opportunity to gawk.
[citation][nom]scmarch[/nom]It won't be Christmas without Sarah ![/citation]
I honestly must agree. It was quite a treat last year, let's see if it has been worth the wait.

I may not be religious, but that doesn't mean I can't have a little holiday spirit.

 

[liquidchild]

All 3 are pretty average.... the one in the middle has a man on the moon head too. I guess my girlfriend is just prettier then i give her credit for.

 

[dtemple]

Agree with previous posts, Jane should be an elf this year... but I've been frequenting Tom's long enough to know she'd never let it happen. 😛
She'd be a great elf, too, judging from the pic of her in the Sony store dual-wielding.

 

[NuclearShadow]

Okay after all is revealed is there anyway you can reveal the third one's relationship status and her phone # to me?

Sorry Jane you know I love you but I can't wait for you forever...

 

[xythrax4420]

I guess tom has a thing for teeth

 

[f-14]

hope sarah makes it back for this year as well

[citation][nom]JMcEntegart[/nom]It's too late, we've already put the costumes away! Sorry.[/citation]

seriously guys, she shouldn't be relegated to being just an elf.
She should be MRS. Clause!

Janejanejanejanejane, you know the only thing you need is a hat and a smile, but throw in your best laura croft moves weilding dual pistols on top of that and these guys will turn into churned butter.
and if one of these elves isn't sporting one of the sony mp3 walkmans for display this year since they are a great gift at $80 Tom's editors had better find you that hat and FAST and snap a few quick shots or we are all going to send the staff xmas card with pictures of COAL!

 

[JMcEntegart]

[citation][nom]dtemple[/nom]Agree with previous posts, Jane should be an elf this year... but I've been frequenting Tom's long enough to know she'd never let it happen. 😛She'd be a great elf, too, judging from the pic of her in the Sony store dual-wielding.[/citation]

That picture really made an impression on you guys!

[citation][nom]NuclearShadow[/nom]Okay after all is revealed is there anyway you can reveal the third one's relationship status and her phone # to me? Sorry Jane you know I love you but I can't wait for you forever...[/citation]

Maybe one day, when you guys LEAST expect it...

[citation][nom]f-14[/nom]seriously guys, she shouldn't be relegated to being just an elf.She should be MRS. Clause! Janejanejanejanejane, you know the only thing you need is a hat and a smile, but throw in your best laura croft moves weilding dual pistols on top of that and these guys will turn into churned butter.and if one of these elves isn't sporting one of the sony mp3 walkmans for display this year since they are a great gift at $80 Tom's editors had better find you that hat and FAST and snap a few quick shots or we are all going to send the staff xmas card with pictures of COAL![/citation]

Lara Croft Christmas!!

http://superherouniverse.com/art/data/656/Lara_christmas.jpg

 

[f-14]

[citation][nom]JMcEntegart[/nom]That picture really made an impression on you guys!
Maybe one day, when you guys LEAST expect it...
Lara Croft Christmas!!http://superherouniverse.com/art/d [...] istmas.jpg[/citation]


i'll take that as an "oops" confirmation and we will now be seeing jane sporting a hat and a smile and dual sony mp3 player on the x-mas list!