"Suppose your were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress... But I repeat myself." - Mark Twain
"True Terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country" - Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
"Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber" - Plato
"It makes no difference who you vote for -- the two parties are really one party representing 4 percent of the people." - Gore Vidal
"It's income tax time again, Americans: time to gather up those receipts, get out those tax forms, sharpen up that pencil, and stab yourself in the aorta." - Dave Barry
"So what is government?... Very simply, it is an agency of coercion. Of course, there are other agencies of coercion -- such as the Mafia. So to be more precise, government is the agency of coercion that has flags in front of its offices." - Harry Browne, Libertarian
"The Lord's Prayer is 66 words, the Gettysburg Address is 286 words, there are 1,322 words in the Declaration of Independence, but government regulations on the sale of cabbage total 26,911 words. "- National Review
"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies." - Groucho Marx, Recalled on his death 19 Aug 77
"One of the Mississippi's oddest peculiarities is that of shortening its length from time to time ... In the space of 176 years the Lower Mississippi has shortened itself 242 miles. This is an average of a trifle over (1.3 miles) per year. Therefore, any calm person, who is not blind or idiotic, can see that in the Old Oolitic Silurian Period, the Lower Mississippi River was upward of 1,300,000 miles long. And by the same token any person can see that 742 years from now the Lower Mississippi will be only (1.75 miles) long. -- There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact." - Mark Twain, "Life on the Mississippi", 1883
"A lot has been said about politics; some of it complimentary, but most of it accurate. "- Eric Idle
I had to.