Wow, it doesn't take a whole lot these days for one to go around calling oneself an "artist". I mean you could give a bunch of monkeys whatever building materials and show them the shoe making process on video a few times and probablly one of them might actually be able to put the provided material in some semblance of a shoe. So basically you make a poor-performing yet much more expensive version of something that has been invented for thousands of years(a shoe, in this case) out of something completely impractical and useless for the task, and you are a freaking artist? That's just lovely. Sorry, but try again.
PS: The shoe doesn't actually use "CPU chips" you idiot.