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"ian lincoln" <jessops@sux.com> wrote in message
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> "McGrandpa" <McGrandpaNOT@NOThotmail.com> wrote in message
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>> "Shawk" <shawk@clara.co.uk.3guesses> wrote in message
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>>> "McGrandpa" <McGrandpaNOT@NOThotmail.com> wrote in message
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>>>> "ian lincoln" <jessops@sux.com> wrote in message
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>>>>> "McGrandpa" <McGrandpaNOT@NOThotmail.com> wrote in message
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>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Oh go on whats funny? I like these cultural exchanges.
>>>>>>> How many guns do you own? none, every time I need one I have
>>>>>>> too many
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>> How many doughnuts have you eaten? many
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>> Do you buy your milk by the pint, lite or gallon? don't drink
>>>>>>> it
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>> How overweight are you? 50 pounds
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>> whats the mpg of your suv? 15
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>> Does your kids school have a security guard and a metal detector
>>>>>>> at MANY the front?
>>>>>
>>>>> Many?
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>> How many holdups have you been in? None
>>>>>
>>>>>>> Do you drive with the top down during the winter? No, I use the
>>>>>>> air conditioner
>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> McG.
>>>>>
>>>>> How many televisions do you own? ONE, rarely used
>>>>>
>>>>> How many people have you sued this year? Never sued anyone.
>>>>>
>>>>> How many drive by shootings in your neighbourhood this year? THAT
>>>>> is hard to estimate my friend....I did a driveby shooting
>>>>> yesterday... don't know what kinda flowers they were but I sure as
>>>>> hell drove by and shot em with my nice new Canon Powershot S2 IS
>>>>> with a half gig mem card
😱))))) Whats the name of the local
>>>>> baglady? Martha.
>>>>>
>>>>> <wracking brains for more tv stereo types>
>>>>>
>>>>> Have you bought any designer kevlar school ware for kids/grandkids
>>>>> Nope
>>>>> <wish i still had the link to that one>
>>>>>
>>>>> When was the last time you went hunting. For women or food????
>>>>>
>>>>> When was the last time the hell mouth opened. Every time a
>>>>> suicide bomber dies?
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> How may members of the family have been bitten warewolves,
>>>>> vampires, been demonically possessed, been kidnapped by
>>>>> spacealiens, are being persecuted in a government conspiracy.
>>>>> Not too many got bitten, I had me fangs pulled myself !!
>>>>
>>>> McG.
>>>>
>>>
>>> C'mon McG - you sound more British with every 'no'. Surely there
>>> is a stereotype that fits?
>>>
>>> ;-)
>>
>> What about some of the more mundane items? Like Brekkie out on the
>> way to work? Every meal is out or carry out for me. I
>> er...dislike... the sheer inefficiency of my cooking
>>
>> I have at least one runnable computer for every room
(have 2
>> rooms tho)
>>
>> I think gasoline is higher than a cats back getting electrocuted at
>> $2.19 a gallon.
>
> EEk you don't know you're born! Try 89 pence per litre. or £4.04 per
> gallon. Whats that in dollars?
That's about $7 US now. They'd expected the pump prices to hit about
$5 US per gallon by end of summer. That's about $100 US for 1 tank :\
McG.
>
>>
>> I like *CORNBREAD*! All ways of cookin it!
>>
>> When I take a vacation I rarely go much of anywhere. That's cause
>> the Brits are already there! Like Florida
Damn place is full
>> of either Brits or Spanish speakers
>>
>> I think Michael Caine is a great actor
Same goes for Kate
>> Beckinsale! I also like her accent
>>
>> You folks in the UK seem able to tell where each other is from just
>> by your speak. To us, you all sound alike. but that's ok cause it
>> sounds sexy coming from a woman! You got a lot of beautiful women
>> there, most are naughty and need a spanking
😱)))
>>
>> McG.
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