Never mind everyone. I honestly think this GPU is a goner. It is definitely 100% a manufacturing error of some sorts. You open more room for heat to come out, it still ramps up temps. You try and put a literal fan in front of it, it still goes up to 70-80C. You try and reapply paste, it works for the smallest amount of time, then goes back to normal. You apply new and better paste, it still isn't helpful. You take off the backplate to see if it's causing the heat to transfer back to the card, to only find out it makes the GPU have even higher temps.
Every possible home solution you can think of will not work for this GPU and I think it's time it becomes scrap. What a sad thing to happen honestly. Near a $1,000 GPU to just stop working suddenly in the year 2019. Such a shame. I guess I could throw it at Geek Squad, see what they say too before just trash canning it.
Or,
For one last solution... get new thermal pads? Doubt it'll do anything. I know the current ones have tiny dust on it, not too much to hurt it though.