Caption Contest: Gates and Jobs Do Dinner

[duanes1967]

Ha, yours may be long, but mine is the size of an oil can!

 

[duanes1967]

You should have seen it Steve, I paid this Chinese guy $20 bucks to setup an entire store with nothing but Windows RIGHT ACROSS THE STREET from the Linux conference!

 

[duanes1967]

Steve: I thought Tiger's wife was going to hit ME with that club, but it flew right past my head and she just NAILED Tiger! I bet he was doin' 40 down the drive!

 

[Daguava]

first one:
Bill: "... and so we plugged in the scanner and it just blue-screened in-front of EVERYONE at the presentation, ah, Windows 98."

Jobs: "That's nothing, can you believe I'm selling an iPod THIS BIG?"

 

[gimmeausername]

Steve: "People keep wondering why Apple continues to be a very successful company. Well, it's actually very simple! My two hands working very hard in fooling them into buying our overpriced stuff."

Bill: "Excuse me, Steve! Your two hands can only capture no more than 10% of the consumer market. I got the other 90% with one hand, pal!"

 

[babybeluga]

Steve: 100110010010010010001110001010001
Bill: 1100100000111001101100010111100

 

[eklipz330]

"Hm... I think i'm running out of turtlenecks..."

 

[Cwize1]

Second Picture: Gates - "I have an iPhone in my hand too but only I can see it"

 

[aspireonelover]

Second Picture
Steve Jobs: The iPhone can vibrate.
Bill Gates: Who cares? *chuckles* I can fit an 8" pole down my throat!

 

[aethm]

Jobs: My Epeen is THIS BIG
GATES: Yeah... well mine is THIS BIG

 

[maddad]

Pic 1
Bill: Steve I will give you 5 billion for Apple.
Steve: Bill now you know I can't let it go for less than 8.

 

[JinxRevelation]

Steve "You should have seen here ass, it was this big!"
Bill "Of course, i used my death grip on her in the lobby."

 

[thekitty]

1st:

Bill: Steve, there are only 10 types of people that understand binary, those that do and those that don't.

Steve: Bill, get a life.

2nd:
Bill: An app to view the peep cam in The Woz's basement, sheer genius!

 

[keiren]

First Pic:
-Gates: "So that's how we came up with windoes seven!"
-Jobs: "mmmmmm, GULP, DUUUDE, can't believe our team didn't beat you to it, o yeah the mexicans burnt down that factory."

Second:
-Gates: "So there we were in the African rainforest where we had just located Windows 7."
-Jobs: "Come on Bill, you said you'd hold up the iphone like this while you spoke, you promised!"

 

[jerreece]

2nd Picture:

Gates: "WTF? He said he wouldn't show that picture to anyone else..."

 

[Yagame]

damb, it just doesn't work.....No WAIT! I meant "it just DOES work!"

 

[LaughALot]

First photo
Steve: Are you kidding, all Tiger had to do was tell them it was this big?
Bill: Hey, my wife still buys it.
Second photo
Steve: This iPhone comes with 64GB of storage.
Bill: Come on Steve, who is ever going to need more than 64KB.

 

[Guest]

Bill: Do you think Toms Hardware will run a caption contest on that picture that guy just took?
Steve: Who cares, I make more than all of them put together. Which reminds me, when are you going to let your wife get an iPhone?

 

[turboflame]

"They still buy our proprietary software!"

 

[eddieroolz]

First pic:

Steve: And when fully extended, it's this big...
Bill: I see it, I see it, alright? Let's just have dinner and not compare our sizes!

 

[kageryu]

First pic-

Bill: "Together we can destroy Google! Muahahahaha!!" *Raises hand to high-give Steve*
Steve: *Evil smile then raises hand to high-five Steve*

Second pic-
Steve: "You can even get porn on this thing."
Bill: "He's fking brilliant!"

 

[13withinfinity]

First pic-

Bill: Take my sthtrong hand!

Steve: Get that freaky thing away from me!

 

[murillians]

1 st pic
(Gates mind)he'll never suspect anthrax
(Jobs mind)he'll never suspect arsnic

 

[hellovisage]

1st Pic Gates " I don't think we should team up either, but we gotta do something about Google."

 

[ta152h]

Steve: I like to squeeze them together like this ...

Bill : Oh, I just like to grab, especially when they aren't wearing a bra.