Caption Contest: Happy Birthday, Steve Ballmer!

[SoiledBottom]

Asian couple showing picture to friends....This was taken when we met Al Bundy.

 

[gimmeausername]

Guy (at the center): Cheeessseee! Errr..... Boss "Ball-mer", we have been posing for almost 5 minutes already! Could you please take the picture with the camera already?

Ball-mer: Using the Natal application I'm having on my bald head???

Guy: Yeah! Boss!

Ball-mer: Duh... I thought I'm supposed to blow out the candles on my birthday cake over there. I can do it, can I not?

Guy and Girl (on the left): ...

Ball-mer: You two will be fired if you don't get this Natal **** working by tomorrow! I want to blow my candles with it! Clear?

Guy and Girl: Rogers! "Hic!"

 

[7amood]

random asian girl: "i'm a .net developer"
random asian boy: "cool... i'm a .net developer too"
steve ballmer: "duh... who am i fooling with this smile... DEVELOPERS!!! DEVELOPERS!!!" *deep-inhale* "DEVELOPERS!!!! DEVELOPERS!!!! DEVELOPERS!!1! DEVELOPERS!!!1"

 

[Guest]

Hey cool! Asian gangs are now selling personality transplants!

 

[Guest]

This is NOT funny!

http://fakesteveballmer.blogspot.com

 

[Ryun]

[citation][nom]falchard[/nom]"How much do YOU think this brain wave emitter is worth? Wait just one more minute before you answer. Watch as MS Brain makes this woman smile. Now how much do you think this emitter is worth? Don't answer. Wait until you see it work on this person without an emitter. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT, It controls peoples minds through thin air!? Thats right, you can make people do stuff EVEN PEOPLE WITHOUT A RECIEVER! How much did you guess? $500? A Thousand? EVEN MORE? NO!! Its just $99! Thats right its $99. Its an incredible value but its true. Its MS Brain From Microsoft!"[/citation]

"Except in Nebraska!!"

 

[Jackalope73]

The Best Corporate Birthday gift yet:
Steve: Wow, I always wondered what it felt like to be a tiny Asian chick. I find myself inexplicably drawn to something but I don't know, Hellooooo Kitty!
Tiny Asian Tina: Wow, check out my sleek, sexy new dome! OMG I am huge, Tokyo here I come! RAAAWRRRRR!!! Godzilla! Godzilla!
Malcolm in the middle: Wow, I always wondered what it would be like to date Steve Ballmer. Double your pleasure Destro! BANZAI!!!

Sometime next week...
Steve: On the phone grinning; Yes, yes tell Hu Jintao that with Microsoft's new Bing helmet the people of China will never want to use Google AGAIN!!! Just place the unit on and "Bing and decide."

 

[Jackalope73]

Steve: Well one of us is going to have to change and it's my party!

 

[Von Death]

Ooooh, it tis it tis a glorious thing to live a pirate king!

 

[Lavacon]

Steve: " I present to you, Project Natals first game,Dance Dance Karaoke!! "

 

[backin5]

Steve: "So I watched 'Back To The Future' and thought to myself - Great Scott! The brain-wave analyzer is a great idea!"