Caption Contest: Nvidia Boss Shows Off Tablet

[pip_seeker]

"You have to realize when we started it was this big. By pouring water on it and using telepathic wave bending we were able to shrink the notebook to the size you see here on the table. I can't say any more about it without killing someone!"

 

[lowguppy]

"I know, what the f*ck? this nVidia brand water was supposed to be bright green."

 

[jonpaul37]

"What do you mean no cartoons? I said i wanted CARTOONS! They make me raugh!"

 

[zzz_b]

"this is the size of the fish I caught"

 

[Spellbinder]

All this and no battery fires!

 

[israil]

"Whateva nerds, I do what I want!"

 

[Lavacon]

"Seriously, ATI is only getting 4% yields, do I look like a Liar?"

 

[crbriand]

Another piss test???? I can't drink anymore!!!

 

[radioactive]

What? Steroids in my water?

 

[gaevs]

Why do you ask me??, i'm just an innocent CEO!!

 

[andrewcutter]

No AC get Fermi

 

[macroweb]

Go ahead punk, make my day!

 

[macroweb]

Whatcha talkin bout Willis?

 

[kyletg]

Chris Hansen: Why don't you have a seat Right there.
Huang: What?!? 13 going on 30

 

[igot1forya]

"Just look at me, I have the arm-span of a four year old and I still make more than you!"

 

[rockhamster]

"C'mon, you know you wanna hug me"

 

[sublifer]

Ain't no faulty solder bumps heeere mutha f*ckaaaaah!

http://www.tomshardware.com/news/Nvidia-GPU-failure,6248.html

 

[exq]

introducing our renamed Fermi: Godot

 

[superfoot]

Clearly delirious from a grueling development cycle, Nvidia CEO Jen-Hsun Huang introduces his imaginary entourage.

 

[superfoot]

Clearly delirious from a grueling development cycle, Nvidia CEO Jen-Hsun Huang introduces his imaginary entourage.

 

[superfoot]

Clearly delirious from a grueling development cycle, Nvidia CEO Jen-Hsun Huang introduces his imaginary entourage.

 

[magicandy]

"....and?"

 

[xavier_k]

The moment that fly lands on my water bottle...

 

[spanspace]

"What B!%tch?" ---Steve Jobs Curls Up on The Floor In A Fetal Position---

 

[Murissokah]

"Now gimme a hug"