Caption Contest: Nvidia Boss Shows Off Tablet

[noveloa]

Person 1:"I SWEARE ITS THIS BIG!!!"

Person 2: "Yeah right, that's what she said."

 

[saint19]

I want to see the same coments when Fermi comes out, Fermi could be a total disappointment or maybe not, but one thing is sure, the ATI-nVidia war goes be amazing.

 

[soothslayer]

"Try and guess which item on this table is an old product with shiny new packaging?.....give up?.....damn I thought you might know, Steve Jobs has stumped me on this."

 

[kategra84]

What, this again? no toilet paper? just use Fermi datasheets

 

[lord_mur2002]

"Mahuma Magumba"

 

[CraZyNOTRT]

WTF! How much longer do I have to wait to play Duke Nukem Forever on this!!

 

[g-thor]

"You prefer an Apple tablet to an Nvidia tablet? There's the door!"

 

[capp1688]

I'm tablet hockey champ of the world baby so bring it on.

 

[zachary k]

"it plays crysis, so don't ask. OK!?!?!!"

 

[capp1688]

What you wanna settle this over tablet hockey?

 

[Rahbot]

What? I haven't done anything wrong other than get secrets from Intel and AMD, wait don't look at my Tablet.

 

[adrianmoore]

Look, I can lift this table without using my hands!

 

[kravmaga]

Nvidia still cool! Pay later! Pay later!

 

[ooklah]

Woah woah woah, couldn't you knock first?! Now everyone thinks this thing is gonna be released.

 

[Guest]

Finally the Kiffin has come back to the SC

 

[jcgohan326]

WHAT!!

 

[tektek]

"What happened to Toms Hardware?!"

 

[rootheday]

You've committed one of the classic blunders... the first of course is to get involved in a land war in Asia; the second is to get involved in a battle of wits with a Silicon Valley ego where market leadership is on the line.
(apologies to The Princess Bride)

 

[Ed Brown]

"What, me worry?"

( younger folks may need to google that )

 

[Guest]

this isnt a response of any kind. hes been doing that for hours

 

[PLATTERMAN]

Oh! now you tell me my Sushi sampler platter had a viral worm problem.

 

[PLATTERMAN]

Look no hair on my palms either.

 

[PLATTERMAN]

Officer i swear to God there was'nt a pile of cocaine on that mirror, just ask the supermodel under the table!

 

[r_manic]

"What do you mean I can't join your US-only contests?! I'm the CEO of Nvidia man!!"

 

[Guest]

I'm one of the few people who can afford to own one of these and even I can't find a practical use for it.